In accordance with the latest Department of Education Guidelines the Headmaster of the local Primary School was instructed by the Education Office at the County Hall to commence sex lessons for the 7 year olds, and, as usual in such cases, the job was promptly handed to the newest and youngest teacher in the school, but as the guidelines did not actually include a syllabus she was told to do the best she could.
In the first lesson, somewhat at a loss, she drew a picture of a p*nis on the blackboard, and asked “Can anyone tell me what this is?” After a moment or two little Mary tentatively raised her hand. “Yes Mary?” asked the teacher.
“Please miss my daddy has got two of those” said Mary
“Are you quite sure, Mary?” asked the puzzled teacher
“Yes, miss. A little one he goes to the lavatory with, and a big one Mummy uses to brush her teeth with”
