Author Topic: Sue (Read 4701 times)

tim · « **on:** November 18, 2003, 13:31:23 »

- the one we all know from t'other site? - Tim

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #1 on:** November 18, 2003, 18:58:34 »

Not more lawyers` letters?

ina · « **Reply #2 on:** November 18, 2003, 19:03:28 »

Wait a minute! All this time I thought Pale Fire was 'our' Sue! If she is, then you are not 'Sue from the other side' which doesn't matter. Now I am curious. C'mon Sue, tell us.

MagpieDi · « **Reply #3 on:** November 18, 2003, 22:18:36 »

I agree Ina .......I was convinced Palefire was Sue and/or Suze O from t'other side!! ;D Confused ?! ::)

Tim...what about trying an instant message to the relevant Sue??....Just a thought !

Suze_O · « **Reply #4 on:** November 18, 2003, 23:03:31 »

Wots this all about then?

Someone taking my name in vain :o

No, I am still here, suze o from the other side (Ohmigod sounds a bit Hammer Horrorish).

What's been going on. I dunno, go away for a while and look what happens.

An wot you done to my Oz, locked him in the wardrobe until he gets over the rygbi?

Yo, and where's Rosebud?

Tenuse · « **Reply #5 on:** November 19, 2003, 00:09:31 »

One day you lot will have to tell people like me what on earth you are on about... what is all this "other side" business - I am guessing you mean Another Website but it sounds like it was full of kerfuffles!

Ten x

Suze_O · « **Reply #6 on:** November 19, 2003, 00:25:16 »

Well that's alright then.

MagpieDi has cleared up the mystery backstage, and don't worry Tim/Hugh, 'tis only me of yore, and you won't be getting a solicitors letter (although how that came into I don't know ;-?

Had a few kerfuffles on t'other side Tenuse, but great fun.

And where's Rosebud and Alishka? Go away for a while and it all changes....

Don't worry about Ozzy, discovered I have him locked in my wardrobe by mistake (now, should I throw away the key? :D

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #7 on:** November 19, 2003, 00:34:25 »

No Sue, you gotta let him out in time for the Rugby this weekend!!

Suze_O · « **Reply #8 on:** November 19, 2003, 00:37:08 »

Oh I don't know Doris.

He better promise to be a good boy and not spill the zoider on the carpet!

Suze_O · « **Reply #9 on:** November 19, 2003, 03:02:31 »

Boo! Ozzi Oggi Oggi!

I got the key

No escape!!!

She'e behind you - Oh No she ain't.

Oh Yes she Is! With a ............

rosebud · « **Reply #10 on:** November 19, 2003, 15:53:18 »

WELCOME BACK SUZ.O :D where have you been :'( i have trawlled all over looking for you .how are you ??
alishka will be back shortly :)you can let OZZY out for the rugby but keep an eye you know what a rascal he is. lovely to hear from you speak soon cheers Rosebud. ;D :D ::)

Suze_O · « **Reply #11 on:** November 19, 2003, 20:30:30 »

Hi Rosebud

Thought you'd got rid of me then? Thought it was safe to tread the boards again?

And wot you mean, you've been trawling the internet? There's a name for girls like you, Mary, Mary, quite contrary. ;)

Just been a bit tied up, bit of zigging and zagging, darting hither and thither (try saying that with a lisp!) Has Lishka gorn orf with the man with the carrot?

Hope you are alright and your garden all tidy and tucked up for the winter. Winter? I'm sitting here with the back door open and no heating on. I expect we'll pay for it.

Still don't understand why dear Tim put out a APB - and the solicitors letter :-/

Cheers xxxx

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #12 on:** November 21, 2003, 17:41:53 »

You`re not `with it` Suze. The Lawyer`s letter is an old joke from the Beeb days when a certain poster took offence at some personal remarks. What generally follows a Lawyer`s letter is....sue

ina · « **Reply #13 on:** November 21, 2003, 20:00:24 »

Suze O, I don't think is the Sue Tim meant. It was Sue, Mary's daughter right? The one from the sollicitors letter, the sollicitor being impersonated by the offended party herself. Confused yet? Well there were others feeling treatened by the sollicitor who wasn't. The poor lady got a bit weirdo which she already was ofcourse but we pushed her over the edge, never to be seen or heard from again. You missed all that fun didn't you Suze O?

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #14 on:** November 21, 2003, 20:09:25 »

Can you remember who it was, Ina? Wasn`t by any chance the lady who was fond of hedgehogs whom I likened to the squaddy with two left feet, was it?

Hyacinth · « **Reply #15 on:** November 21, 2003, 21:42:12 »

Oh Lordy!!!! And when I came home today I thought that Group4 still hadn't got their act together & left the door open by mistake ;D

In fact, it was a Fiendish Plot to get me here to clear up the confusion threatening to overtake our Cyber- Lottie?? A Mares-tale, indeed...

Right then!!!! ... this is quite easy to follow ... ;D ;D ;D...

1) Biblical Sue (daughter of Mary), who later went all Gothic on us & is now 'Palefire' (may her flame continue to shine out over the Winter Landscape of Never-Never Lottie-Land), said 'd**n* on the Beeb Board...

(after, may I say, a long wind-up thread contributed to by, amongst many, Double-Dutch, Tim?, Eric?...oh! and possibly, just possibly, myself... ::)

2) This post was taken exception to by someone.... strangely, the Poster had a name which was taken to be female by most - but American male by me (being a more Cosmopolitan sort of carrot-cruncher, like..)..think of the historic Reception Place for immigrants to the USA and you're there...

3) When Palefire aka Sue (NOT 'Sue xxx', but 'Sue', you understand??) realized that the use of the D-word was causing upset but wasn't about to edit it out (the 'edit' facility not being available on Auntie's Board..Auntie being a Good Catholic Lady & disapproving of rubbers, you know)...

two things happened...

1) The confused Lady with an American Gentleman's name (let's call her Schizoid So(a?)l)? - pretended to be his/ her own Solicitor and threatened Legal Action...for...???..well, we never quite knew what...lots of jumbled words, so let's say fsdlij; sd;les;r wjklds????...(approximately)...

Now, this seemed to be Serious Stuff, particularly in the State of California and, to a man (?!!) we rallied round, in defense of our Queen, our Constitution - and Ower Sue...

2) She/he then, as his/her own Solicitor said that she/he was a Little Emotional and was having a quiet lie-down in a darkened room somewhere, and may be some time...

(and Mary, Mother of Biblical Sue, now Palefire, retracted her statement that her daughter had been ...

ADOPTED!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

But Hugh talks of the Hedgehog Lady...ah! Bless!!! Someone else again...she got upset over on the Ablative Kiddies Board...

but that's another tale...

I hope that this clears up all the confusion. I shall now go for a Quiet Lie Down myself in a darkened room, but...

shall I be alone?????? - Lishka

Suze_O · « **Reply #16 on:** November 22, 2003, 00:47:47 »

'Lishka

i don't understand one word of that. What are you on girl?

Just glad you are back and posting :)

Mrs Ava · « **Reply #17 on:** November 22, 2003, 00:56:43 »

Who ???
What ???
Where ???
When ???

All terribly confusing.

ina · « **Reply #18 on:** November 22, 2003, 01:38:59 »

Well done Lish! Strong as ever. The tale is exactly as our master tale teller Lish the dish told us but to those not part of the saga it may seem confusing. Well........... it was.

The hedge hog lady that was all over me was mild compared to the one from the immigrant island near NY. This lady posted the sweetest poem about being nice to hedgehogs and children so a bunch of us started posting hedgehog recipes and how to deter children from trampeling plants and such................ heeheehee but she had no sense of humor.

Where is Pale Fire? Come on out, it's safe here.

campanula · « **Reply #19 on:** November 22, 2003, 15:09:33 »

cripes, can't believe I've missed what sounds like choice goss. confusing tho'

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