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Hugh_Jones
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BAWDY POSTINGS
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November 23, 2003, 01:49:08 »
It has not escaped my notice that some of the postings on this board have shown a serious decline from the high standards of respectability normally pertaining, particularly on the subject of burning ladies` underwear, causing at least one Senior Member to indicate unease.
Mindful of my own exalted position and responsibility, and by way of example to all, I have decided that henceforth my own postings shall be pure as the driven snow, and I would request that the lady contributors to this board try to curb their inclination to descend into bawdy repartee.
For those of you who still wish to broaden their literary experiences I shall still, of course, continue with private tutorials behind the bicycle sheds for the benefit of all those prepared to enrol.
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MagpieDi
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Oh to be as wise..... !!!
Re: BAWDY POSTINGS
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Reply #1 on:
November 23, 2003, 02:11:30 »
My dear Hugh .......have you forgotten that old adage.." a leopard cannot change its spots " !! ;) ;D
P.S personally ...I prefer
in
the bicycle shed!! ;) :o
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Hyacinth
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Re: BAWDY POSTINGS
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Reply #2 on:
November 25, 2003, 20:35:19 »
Oh Hugh!
Will the Tutorials entail the use of chains
:o :o
and
padlocks ??? ::) ;D
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Mrs Ava
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Re: BAWDY POSTINGS
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Reply #3 on:
November 25, 2003, 20:39:59 »
So Hugh......what is the initiation process? I haven't been behind the bike shed for years! ;D
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Doris_Pinks
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Re: BAWDY POSTINGS
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Reply #4 on:
November 25, 2003, 22:01:39 »
Should I be bringing my bicycle clips and 2 in one oil?
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Ragged Robin
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Re: BAWDY POSTINGS
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Reply #5 on:
November 25, 2003, 23:30:50 »
........and where would you like the bicycle pump?......
.. will I need a puncture repair kit?
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Hugh_Jones
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Re: BAWDY POSTINGS
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Reply #6 on:
November 27, 2003, 02:50:56 »
Look to your private messages, Ladies
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Doris_Pinks
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Reply #7 on:
November 27, 2003, 11:37:47 »
Thank you Hugh! ;D ;D ;D ;D :o
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MagpieDi
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Re: BAWDY POSTINGS
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Reply #8 on:
November 27, 2003, 22:52:11 »
Please
Sir
..........where's mine ??? :'( :'( :'(
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teresa
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Happy gardening
Re: BAWDY POSTINGS
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Reply #9 on:
November 27, 2003, 23:12:25 »
Hugh how many of the tablets have you taken your only ment to take one at a time.
Mind blowing
Teresa
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