Topic: BAWDY POSTINGS

[Hugh_Jones]

It has not escaped my notice that some of the postings on this board have shown a serious decline from the high standards of respectability normally pertaining, particularly on the subject of burning ladies` underwear, causing at least one Senior Member to indicate unease.

Mindful of my own exalted position and responsibility, and by way of example to all, I have decided that henceforth my own postings shall be pure as the driven snow, and I would request that the lady contributors to this board try to curb their inclination to descend into bawdy repartee.

For those of you who still wish to broaden their literary experiences I shall still, of course, continue with private tutorials behind the bicycle sheds for the benefit of all those prepared to enrol.

[MagpieDi]

My dear Hugh .......have you forgotten that old adage.." a leopard cannot change its spots " !! ;)  ;D

P.S personally ...I prefer in the bicycle shed!! ;)  :o

[Hyacinth]

Oh Hugh!

Will the Tutorials entail the use of chains

:o :o

and

padlocks ??? ::) ;D

[Mrs Ava]

So Hugh......what is the initiation process?  I haven't been behind the bike shed for years!   ;D

[Doris_Pinks]

Should I be bringing my bicycle clips and 2 in one oil?

[Ragged Robin]

........and where would you like the bicycle pump?......

.. will I need a puncture repair kit?

[Hugh_Jones]

Look to your private messages, Ladies

[Doris_Pinks]

Thank you Hugh!  ;D ;D ;D ;D :o

[MagpieDi]

Please Sir..........where's mine  ???    :'(    :'(    :'(    

[teresa]

Hugh how many of the tablets have you taken your only ment to take one at a time.
Mind blowing
Teresa