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Margaret

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PANDA TALE
« on: November 30, 2003, 22:51:18 »
A panda walks into a cafe and orders a green salad.He eats it,then pulls out a gun and fires it twice into the air.As he leaves the cafe,the owner shouts after him "What made you do that,Panda".

The Panda replies "Look me up in a dictionary." So the cafe owner gets out a dictionary,and reads :

Panda,black and white furry mammal.Eats shoots and leaves.

::) ;D  :D :) :) 8) :o
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Re: PANDA TALE
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2003, 23:30:49 »
Hahahahahahaha
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Re: PANDA TALE
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2003, 23:31:52 »
Nice one Maggie .I like it!!
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Re: PANDA TALE
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2003, 00:33:42 »
That's what I like about these boards - you're all as daft as me!
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Re: PANDA TALE
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2003, 00:37:16 »
How d'ya mean Daft.Us lot Daft,never.
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Re: PANDA TALE
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2003, 00:27:22 »
.......... I always thought thats why he had trouble getting Mrs Panda pregnant  ::)
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Re: PANDA TALE
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2003, 10:54:30 »
Great one Maggie ;D
where do you all get the moving pic from ? their great ;)
Teresa
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Re: PANDA TALE
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2003, 18:20:20 »
Try Google Images Teresa great aren't they?
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Re: PANDA TALE
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2003, 19:22:14 »
Hey Maggie + BB I did it at last heehee
the deer xmas version hee hee next photo's?
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