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Hugh_Jones

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URGENT NEWS FLASH
« on: December 01, 2003, 00:18:01 »
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred today when a small 2 seater plane crashed into a cemetery this morning. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that the number will climb as the digging continues into the night
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Re: URGENT NEWS FLASH
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2003, 00:32:03 »
Hi there.

Good one - showed it to my husband - it made us both laugh!!

Eileen. ;D ;D
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Re: URGENT NEWS FLASH
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2003, 03:39:46 »
Yo Hugh

Those 2 seaters are dead deceptive like, and just goes to show how dangerous overcrowding caan be..let this be a warning to you all :)

Thanks for the warning m8

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Re: URGENT NEWS FLASH
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2003, 10:36:48 »
Brill just brill where do you find them .Must send it to my sons.
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Re: URGENT NEWS FLASH
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2003, 15:16:50 »
Irish humour...............is just simply...........the best!! ;D  ;D

More.....please !!
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Re: URGENT NEWS FLASH
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2003, 18:40:41 »
You are a ray of sunshine Hugh in a very dark and wet first day of December.  You made all in our house chuckle! :D  busy_lizzie
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Re: URGENT NEWS FLASH
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2003, 00:22:04 »
....... up to your usual standard ..... made me laugh out loud. You are a true artist.
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Re: URGENT NEWS FLASH
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2003, 16:54:08 »
This would be something the Belgians would tell about the Dutch. However, there was this Belgian family on vacation in Holland, they stopped for a red light, when it changed to green they still sat there, also when the light changed to orange they still sat there and when it changed to red, they said: "we've seen that one already" and took off.
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Ozzy_aka_Pothead

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Re: URGENT NEWS FLASH
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2003, 01:28:53 »
Yo Ina

LOL.... I liked that one.. woud love to hear from Canada Goosed cu apparently the candians have joles about peeps from newfoundland.... Your joe reminded me of a dead old jole but here goes ...

Q:  Why did the Australian fail
   his driving test?

A:  Becuse when asked what the
   sequence of traffic lights
   wuz, he replied....
   Red, Amber, Green, Blue

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Re: URGENT NEWS FLASH
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2003, 01:30:51 »
Hugh and DD
wonderfull still laughing
Thanks
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