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Hugh_Jones

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The Chinese Question
« on: December 05, 2003, 18:45:07 »
Mr. Wong and Miss Chang were married with all the ceremony of a chinese wedding.

On the wedding night, Mr. Wong, being a very considerate husband, and knowing his bride to be inexperienced, said to her

" I tly to be considelate husband. I not wish to hurt you. I do whatever you want. What you rike me to do?"

She said " I want 69"

He said ....

"You want................Beef and Bloccori?"
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400 »

budgiebreeder

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Re: The Chinese Question
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2003, 19:22:01 »
Another good'un Hugh.
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400 »
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Re: The Chinese Question
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2003, 23:02:24 »
..... lovely one Hugh....
Thanks for the private tutorials :-* ;)
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400 »
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Re: The Chinese Question
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2003, 00:26:59 »
How could something so obvious and simple make me laugh hard enough to wake the children!  Fantastic!!   ;D
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Re: The Chinese Question
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2003, 00:32:07 »
....Oh heck EJ, thats the horror of all horrors - waking the kids, get out the night nurse and dose them up straight away.....
« Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400 »
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