Biggest pumpkin pest?
My mum!
::)
Came back from holiday to find that:
a) Pumpkin on allotment had been stolen/vandalised.
b) Pumpkin in back garden had been de-nuded by my mum... 'lovely cougettes, dear' !!!
c) Courgette plants in back garden (to which mum had been physically steered, pre-holiday) had round courgettes the size of footballs on them.
:'(
AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!