Topic: Panto Time

[Ozzy_aka_Pothead]

(color+dedTheatricalloike)Yo Peeps

as the rugby is now ded boring cuz the most exciting team in the world, packed it all in cuz it waz getting ded silly like

Where's our Panto???????

I have been practising me panto tree impresh for ages ..... look.... MoOooooooooooooooooooo

Now ifs any of yooze finks you can top that, then ooooooh you biatch:) I iz the only panto tree game in town so sling your hook, bleding blonking scene stealers, MOOOOOOOOOOOOO

see you iz outclassed, Omar couldntt be a better tree than me. so why iz you trying to steal my scene mahn?

So I iz the panto tree (which incidently is ded hard to do, unless you are rada trained, like my left twig. even if I saysi myself, my left twig is just toooooooo talented for this malarky.  in fact me twig sez 39bills squid or make your own blinking panto without a twig ofmy calibre.... MoooooooooooOOOO

see you dont get twigs like that.  so ifs you want to be in the play,..... then dont go for the Tree part, cuz, letz be fair.... you just aint got the talent...... Mooooooo OINK OINK
(thats me showing off me multi dimensional acting skills that iz, wuz gonna go...  mooooooooooo oink oink BAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, but that would just be showing off, and the "Bahaaaaaaaa" might be just too much for Hugh :))

Thespian alert

OzzY %)

xxxxxxx I love you all but please ......

[Hugh_Jones]

Fear not oZzY.  When you are standing centre stage being a tree (with RADA trained twigs), I shall be the rear half of the animal that wanders on stage and generously waters your trunk and roots - keep your wellies on under your costume!

[Hyacinth]

...keep drinking the liquids, Hugh...we're going to need about 4.5 litres in a container 12"x8"x8" to keep the Leading Lady happy...

Maureen, the Goldfish-with-Attitude has developed Thespian traits and all afternoon has been going "mwaa, mwaa, mwaa" to me whenever I pass..

Pretentious, or wot?? - Lishka

[Hugh_Jones]

WELCOME BACK LISHKA


Presumably Maureen`s utterances are portrayed in the form of speech bubbles?

[rosebud]

HI Alishka lovely to see you back do hope you are very well  :D shall we all go and see OZZY in panto cheer him on  ;D.Suze o is also back so it will be nice to be on the boards again.OTGF every one ahs vanished from the little community we had so what is going to happen to our partys :(.i have just been a couch potatoe for a couple of hours watching children in need  :'(. Makes you feel sad there are so many sad and poorly children.
the money raised does make a difference though.
cheers for now take care Rosebud :)

[Ozzy_aka_Pothead]

Yo peeps

I have found sum pics of the auditions try and guess which one iz me.....

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Been learning me lines too...... Whooooosh Shim sim shim shimmer, rustle whooosh..  I iz a good tree I iz, guess theothers didnt get the part cuz the iz to wooden..

Yo Lishka xxxxx  nice to see you back girl :) :) :)

cHeErS

oZzY %)

[Suze_O]

Hi 'Lishka

Nice to see you - to see you nice!  Hope is all Ok with you.

Panto?  Do you remember back on the other side John was going to write one?  And I bagged the Wicked Fairy role.  Well, got me wings out of the attic and polished up me magic wand and are ready and waiting.

All it needs is someone to  pull the threads together and we could open on Boxing Day.

bws xxx

p.s.  ain't Rosebud a sweetie!

[Ozzy_aka_Pothead]

Yo Suze

Iz remembers John Fingybob dead well, and feel sure tht he will show up, cuz he knows what a catch I iz thespinarianly speaking.... Pluus also remembers yooze wanting the "wicked Withch" part.... thats why I got me tree in..... its a more demanding part... but a part I iz dead up too.. cuz afterall ev1 knows that trees are there to be hugged.... and I do like to  insist on only the the scenes thats has hugs in.. I may be typecasting meself here,but, itz the nearest role rudey wise :):)but its a role I feel dead cool abowt... When I sez role I meanz role as in acting and not role as in swiss..

What does the wicked witch do to the dead handsome tree?

OzzY

xxxxx

[Ozzy_aka_Pothead]

 

p.s.  ain't Rosebud a sweetie!

hmmmmmm like a sherbert dib-dab?

she can sit in my tree anyday of
the week ;)

Y Y Y Y YYYY yyY Y (just rehearsing for the panto, does you likes the ways I can mimilise :)) Iz dead good at acting I iz... watch,,,

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see how I carried on being a tree, even when I forgot me lines?

God I wuz born to do theatre ::)

Ozzy (sees I stills aint writing ChEeRs, cuz biggy smally is just So So yesterday ::)

oh and as I iz a luvvy

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[Hyacinth]

Tell yer wot about the Panto..


So far, we've got a tree (Oz)
A Wicked Fairy (Suze)
Surely a Panto Dame (Hugh)   ;D - he'd be wasted as the rear end of a cow..
If we did The Sleeping Beauty, Rosebud, by her name,  lends herself to be the Princess...

Or how about Robin Hood?
Oz still (and always) a tree - the Mighty Oak?? Can you manage 'Mighty', Oz??
Hugh is Friar Tuck...
Maid Marion?
The Sheriff?
Little John??
Lots of other characters, too...

Or Cinderella?? Which branch of the family would Oz be, I wonder??

So...which Panto do we do is the first  consideration..

Thoughts??  -  Lish

[Beer_Belly]

Aaaahh - I wanted to be Friar Tuck  :'(

[Ragged Robin]

........ How about ...... a lad in kilts ...... a variation on the theme of aladdin..

........ or .. Snow White and the Seven Gardeners?

[rosebud]

How about Jack and the Beanstalk OZZY could be the beanstalk i could climb up and give him a hug ::) COS he likes huggy pantomimes 8).who could be the bean though ???mmmmm no maybe not  :-Xor no no no !!!!!!!
suggestions please.
i rather like the idea of being a princess though :) :) :)
Rosebud.

[Ragged Robin]

I think I'm more of an has bean..... so not me

[Ozzy_aka_Pothead]

 

Aaaahh - I wanted to be Friar Tuck  :'(

Yo BB

Personally I dont give a friar tuck who plays him :) aslong as your not trying to sneak in and steal me tree part, then thats okay, cuz yooze haves to keep yer eyes peeled and look out for
suspicious cake tht can cause a baddy tummy and next fing yooze nose, the peep who gave you the cake is now playing the tree, thanks 4 the warning mate, no cake for this Jose :)

"To tree or not to tree, that is
the biscuit that takes the cake"

sees I haves all the bestest lines ::)

oZzY %)

Can I do mighty?  Lish is the pope not a protestant? given the choice? I know ifs I wuz the pope, (which I iznt) I would convert to metric, no not metric.I would convert to the natural law party, I wood.... OHMMM ummmmmmmmmm yummmmmm yummmmmm.. sees I iz wasted ) :)
:)

[Hyacinth]

Aaaahh - I wanted to be Friar Tuck  :'(

But BB...Little John is B....I.....G, whilst Friar Tuck is just, well, old...

I'm getting to like the idea of Robin Hood, tho...lots going on in Sherwood Forest, what with boxing tortoises, an' all... and how about EJ for Maid Marion??

[Hyacinth]

...and, of course, Ragged-Robin for...er...whatshisname..er....

Robin  ;D ;D

Go on...hands up for Robin Hood??

[Beer_Belly]

Go on then - I'll be little John  :D  (It's just I thought I had the belly to play the beer swilling Friar that's all)

[jethro]

OK, this should be a laugh  ;D what do you lot think i should be  ??? .
Only clean answers please, well, it's up to you ????????????

[MagpieDi]

Well...Jethro....you've laid yourself wideopen there!!  :o  ::)  ;D
You could always be another tree........(much smaller than Ozzy's ...of course)...... but I could still probably manage to perch on your twig ........oops ! ....sorry..........branch!!  ::)  ;D  ;)