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Hugh_Jones
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Re: Panto Time cont...
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Reply #60 on:
December 14, 2003, 19:58:48 »
Sorry Ina, but an olde worlde gentleman such as I has difficulty defining the object in question other than in the most circumlucatory fashion. Would it help if I said that the popularity of the object as a protective device diminished as a result of the advent of
The Pill
, prior to which it was extremely popular among those ladies who did not fully trust the precautions taken by their gentlemen friends.
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Reply #61 on:
December 14, 2003, 20:40:39 »
Hugh, are you trying to say anti conception device as in diaphragm? Can't be that hard to say, even for a gentleman from the olde world. So tell me please (preferably in words that have less than 6 syllables), Dutch cap is not a mushroom at all? Can't find it in any dictionary.
Tonight I plan to wear my wooden shoes and Dutch cap (the lacy type).
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Hugh_Jones
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Reply #62 on:
December 14, 2003, 20:45:41 »
Ina, you`ve got it in one. However, being an
exceptionally
olde worlde gentleman I only ever use the word diaphragm in connection with the inhalation and expulsion of air from the lungs - especially by the larger chested prima donnas of the opera world.
Wear the lacy version!
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Ragged Robin
Acre
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Slugs and snails .....be afraid.... be very afraid
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Reply #63 on:
December 14, 2003, 22:22:11 »
Ina
.....Well done I think you actually made Hugh blush...
..... Now perhaps we should get him to explain the menstrual cycle, or even double-digging........
Can I have first pickings of the merry men please?
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Happy gardening, Robin x
Hugh_Jones
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Reply #64 on:
December 15, 2003, 01:11:54 »
Menstrual cycle Robin? Don`t think I`ve ever ridden one of those. Does it have two wheels or three? NO, wait! I`ve got it now. It`s the one that has a puncture every time you want to ride it.
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MagpieDi
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Oh to be as wise..... !!!
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Reply #65 on:
December 15, 2003, 01:48:06 »
HUGH!.......get back behind that bike shed
immediately
!!...
................we're missing you! ;)
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Gardening on a wing and a prayer!!
Ragged Robin
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Slugs and snails .....be afraid.... be very afraid
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Reply #66 on:
December 15, 2003, 15:36:05 »
Hugh, your reply had me laugh out loud I should have known better than to mess with the master ;D
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