To very personable young ladies were standing in the queue waiting for St. Peter to open the pearly gates, and, being female, they couldn`t resist getting into conversation with each other.
“How did you die?” asked the first lady. “I froze to death”, said the second. “That sounds awful" said the first "How does it feel to freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first," said the second. "You get the shivers first, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes, and then it becomes quite agonizing for a time. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," said the first lady. "You see I knew my husband was cheating on me but he wouldn`t admit it, so one day I came home unexpectedly when he thought I`d gone to my mother`s for the day. As soon as I put my key in the front door lock I heard frantic scuffling inside, but when I got in I found him alone watching TV. I searched the ground floor, but couldn`t find anyone, so I ran down to the cellar, but no one was hiding there either. So I ran as fast as I could up to the bedrooms, but there was no-one there, so I ran as fast as I could up to the second floor and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.
The second lady shook her head regretfully. "What a pity ...
If you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
