Author Topic: Lets PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (Read 32640 times)

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #40 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:54:02 »

No more than his last remark addressed to me! We don`t need people quoting at one another at the party

ava_banana · « **Reply #41 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:54:02 »

I appear to have walked into two parties............

.........well, what is happening.....and pleeeaseeee pass some of the wine.......

::)

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #42 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:54:23 »

Hugh, here am i sitting here thinking of what little Richard song I have inadvertantly mentioned ??? Been a busy day ;D

Ragged Robin · « **Reply #43 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:55:15 »

don't recognise their faces but
........Oh Hell..... does it really matter..........
.......... hello boys remember me?

.............Come back
Promise I'll be gentle......
...........Pleeease

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #44 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:56:42 »

BB, enjoy quickly, think they are getting a little chilly ;D Which flavour would you like Ava? Parsnip? Pea pod.has anyone actually made that?? or wait for it........................elderberry!! (sorry I was thinking Monty Python there ;D as in your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #45 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:57:16 »

You said that last time Robin!!

mysticmog · « **Reply #46 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:57:21 »

Underlying tension, fit blokes, inherent naughtiness, now I'm glad I didnt go out to experience this...

I know I'm slow Hugh, was swooooonnning (although the bloke on the right aint pretty his pecks are the equivalent of a perfectly straight carrot!!!!)

;D

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #47 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:57:30 »

The ship had caught fire in mid Atlantic. All of the crew had managed to scramble into the lifeboats before she sank, but during the dark and windy night which followed one of the lifeboats had become separated from the others, and now drifted, seemingly alone in an empty ocean. Now its occupants were investigating the contents of the lockers to see what provisions they had. One seaman , rummaging through the bow locker suddenly held up an old lamp. “Look what I`ve found” he said. “Now we can have a bit of illumination tonight. I`ll just clean it up a bit”, and he rubbed it with his sleeve. To the amazement of the occupants, there was a flash and a Genie appeared. “You have freed me from my lifetime`s captivity” said the Genie, “and I shall grant you one wish before I disappear for ever.”

Without any thought whatever, the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!" Immediately the Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished to his freedom.

Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the boat`s occupants considered their circumstances. Then finally one of them spoke up. Addressing the man with the lamp, he said:

You idiot. Now we`ll have to pee in the boat!

ava_banana · « **Reply #48 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:58:01 »

Doris, ooooooooooh, yes please, Elderberry will be lovely,

and a small slice of hamster.....thanks........

.......swallows you say........flying..........African or European........?

Say, who brought the music.................?

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #49 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:58:13 »

Weird I lost a post there...anyhow what i said was, you said that last time Robin, and poor Derek was off a week suffering from exhaustion!

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #50 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:59:39 »

Opps it appeared! (the post) Here you go Ava, some nice parsnip chips to go with that?

Ragged Robin · « **Reply #51 on:** December 20, 2003, 00:00:05 »

Hey Ava you'll have to chase those firemen they've got my shed keys....... ;)

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #52 on:** December 20, 2003, 00:00:20 »

Hehehehehe come back you bastard, I can still bite ya!

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #53 on:** December 20, 2003, 00:00:55 »

I'll chase them for you..not the 2 girlies tho!

budgiebreeder · « **Reply #54 on:** December 20, 2003, 00:01:21 »

I've brought some Budgie Burgers across anybody want one?Any Punch left I think that I can fit another in.

Ragged Robin · « **Reply #55 on:** December 20, 2003, 00:01:52 »

........ not if we don't give you your teeth back Dot.......

Mrs Ava · « **Reply #56 on:** December 20, 2003, 00:03:20 »

go on then BB, a pint of the pink stuff would be lovely
but no cherry this time ta
;D

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #57 on:** December 20, 2003, 00:03:27 »

YUM, budgie burgers, my favorite, tho Guinea Pig chilli is rather nice! I am thinking making Rat stew for my party on Sunday, saw the little blighter today poking his head outta me compost heap, nibbling on my plastic daelek bold as...well a rat really!!

ava_banana · « **Reply #58 on:** December 20, 2003, 00:03:38 »

OOoh,,, budgie burgers to go with my parsnip chips..........nice..........any sauce (although I see a lot in here already)..

.....I will have to get those keys I seee...............do you have a spare set?

mysticmog · « **Reply #59 on:** December 20, 2003, 00:03:47 »

Hugh, still stands, joke book with gardening and latin....

Have had a thought that based on the fact most people

A) read bits
B) flit about (too tiring)
C) just read stuff (I know who you are, I see you giggling)

Thought maybe we could do a story...workis on chat sites, might work here...

Someone starts off with the first sentence, each person completes a sentence till the end....

Could it work on here (based on the fact most are well off broadband types....)

Would b facsinating....

Someone starts off

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