Author Topic: Lets PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (Read 32643 times)

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #20 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:39:14 »

Someone`s been and gone and started yet another party thread. Can`t keep up with all this jumping about. Think I`ll stay here and get sozzled.

mysticmog · « **Reply #21 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:41:37 »

Pint (point!) taken....

As in other comment in sadly attempted control mannerish type thread apologised for...

Make sense

Where them firemen?

(really, was meant well .... :-[

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #22 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:41:43 »

Come in chaps come in, oh the others are still at the bar I see! Sorry all, but they are a bit grimey, Robin, meet the lads, you remember tham from the last party don't you? Especially Derek I seem to remember! Oh and Richard, thats Delia and Cindy.they joined up a few months ago...........get them a drink someone.firefightings thirsty work! (have to have Delia around at Christmas! ;D)

Garden Manager · « **Reply #23 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:42:06 »

Oh good greif. Do we have THREE parties going on here?

Heres a suggestion

lets make the party thread the one with the most posts (ie not this one).

Shows a distinct lack of leadership and organisation if you as me. As I was just saying to the young female firefighter I was having a lie down with...... ;)

mysticmog · « **Reply #24 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:42:36 »

So'k Robin the Ragged, am drinking for both of us..
hic

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #25 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:43:21 »

Oh Mysticmog, or can I call you Mog? the chaps are waiting to meet you ;D

Garden Manager · « **Reply #26 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:43:41 »

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Someone`s been and gone and started yet another party thread. Can`t keep up with all this jumping about. Think I`ll stay here and get sozzled.

You just do that Hugh. Then therest of us can enjoy ourselves on the other thread. ;)

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #27 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:44:27 »

Was that Delia or Cindy Richard!! I just started this thread as I thought the title party would lead more here!

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #28 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:44:38 »

After three glasses pof that stuff I will nreak the habit of a lifetime for the second time:

John and Dave were in a mental institution. Both had been there for some time undergoing treatment, and both were now considered to be cured. However, before any patients were finally discharged the doctors always insisted on giving them one last test of two simple questions.

John was called into the doctor's office first and told that he'd be discharged if he answered the questions correctly. The doctor said, "John, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?"

John said, "I'd be half blind."

"That's correct. What if I poked out both of your eyes?"

"I'd be completely blind." The doctor got up, shook his hand and told him he was free.

On John's way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, John mentioned the exam to Dave. He told him what questions were going to be asked, and told him the answers. Dave was called in. The doctor went through the formalities and then suspecting collusion between the two, asked, "What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?"

Dave, remembering what John said was the correct answer, he said, "I'd be half blind."

The doctor looked a little puzzled, but went on. "What if I cut off both of your ears?"

"I'd be completely blind." Dave answered.

"Dave, can you explain how you'd be blind?"

Dave, nonplussed, thought carefully for a minute, then replied……..

"My hat would fall over my eyes."

Ragged Robin · « **Reply #29 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:45:09 »

....... sorry don't recognise any of them tell them to get undressed - might be more helpful if I could have a visual aide de memoire....

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #30 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:47:38 »

Coming right up! Well she did ask for it! Boys close your eyes :o

mysticmog · « **Reply #31 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:48:19 »

*giggle* - when's your joke book coming out Hugh - you could do a double book - jokes on the allotment, with Latin translations - would hit all manner of markets ;D

Me like, gonna tell me Mom, will make her smile (and we all need smiles)
Mxx

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #32 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:49:07 »

No Dottie. I think it was little Richard. Or is he dead?

Ragged Robin · « **Reply #33 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:49:56 »

One for the veggies........
What do you call a blind Bambi...
.......No eye dear..
What do you call a blind Bambi with its legs chopped off?....
.......Still no eye dear.....
What do you call a blind Bambi with no legs,having sex?

Still no f**king eye dear...........

mysticmog · « **Reply #34 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:50:12 »

Tell them they have to pass several strict test Doris - must be loverly, must be loverly, must like physics, philosophy, gardening, gardening, computers, s*x, running and cooking
M xx

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #35 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:50:43 »

Remember now Robin!??? Bit chilly for em, think they should put their clothes back on ;D Think I shall have to remove the pic as it is enormous!!

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #36 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:50:52 »

You`re not paying attention Mysticmog - there are two on already and we`ve only been going 15 minutes.

mysticmog · « **Reply #37 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:51:12 »

Is it me, or do you also think Richard would find "little" Richard offensive.....

mysticmog · « **Reply #38 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:53:52 »

Arrgggjhhhh, bibble, mmmmmm, *faint*

Thanks Doris

budgiebreeder · « **Reply #39 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:53:58 »

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY no wonder i couldn't find you Dottie p

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