Author Topic: Lets PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (Read 32654 times)

Doris_Pinks · « **on:** December 19, 2003, 23:10:48 »

Well, the boys are out back putting out the neighbours shed..had a little accident on the way in....involved a lit Christmas Pud I was bringing for dessert, maybe I put on too much brandy, who knows :o
So, are we having a Christmas party or what!! Dottie P.

mysticmog · « **Reply #1 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:14:28 »

Well Ms [glow=pink :-/,2,300]P[/glow] - you bring those loverly firemen and THEN we'll have a party ;D

mysticmog · « **Reply #2 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:15:22 »

Don't you hate it when script crashes the party

Meant Ms P

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #3 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:16:35 »

It was the brandy I tell you!!! Was I supposed to use a whole bottle on one pud?? They will be in shortly.........Well his name is Simon, but he is quite tall when he wears his high heels. Anyhow they asked if we need any potatoes cooked whilst they are out there....................

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #4 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:17:52 »

It appears that some of our newer members, after a frenzied bout of `Posting for Stars` elsewhere, have mistaken the venue and are impatiently waiting for the action to liven up on another thread.

In the meantime I`ll break the habit of a lifetime and attempt to tell a joke:-

The frail, elderly widow felt that she was no longer able to look after herself properly. Being fairly well provided for financially, and not wishing to impose on her family she decided to move into a nearby nursing home, which had an excellent reputation for looking after the elderly.

She duly arrived there in the evening, was shown to a beautiful room, and had an excellent night`s sleep, with breakfast in bed. Once she had dressed she was escorted to a beautifully appointed lounge, where a nurse-attendant set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden where she sat enjoying the scenery

However, after a while she started to lean over sideways in her chair.Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up. Again, after a while she started to tilt to the other side. The nurses rushed back and once more lifted her back upright. This went on at intervals throughout the morning.

After lunch, the old lady`s son and daughter arrived to see how the old lady was adjusting to her new home. “Is everything satisfactory?”, they asked. “Are they treating you properly?”

"It's a very nice place," she replied. "and no-one could complain at the quality of the service , or the meals, or the comfort. There`s only one problem………….

They won't let you fart."

mysticmog · « **Reply #5 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:20:07 »

Nice one Hugh - not after stars though, just made me giggle....

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #6 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:22:13 »

It's me in 10 years time!!! ;D

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #7 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:24:31 »

Dottie, drink too much of what they`re serving up tonight, and it`ll be you in the morning.

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #8 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:25:03 »

It's the sprouts you know Hugh ;D

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #9 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:26:02 »

You mean oZzY`s here already?

Ragged Robin · « **Reply #10 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:26:39 »

Which thread are we playing on then?

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #11 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:27:44 »

This one - it`s the one at the top!

mysticmog · « **Reply #12 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:28:15 »

Ragged Robin u have a point - should we not all retire to Shed for ease of up keeping?

Mxx

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #13 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:29:25 »

I just thought the threadline of lets party was errrrrrrrrr more a party line?! ;D

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #14 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:29:42 »

As long as we keep this at the top of the board everyone will know it`s here. Move to the shed and they`ll all be looking all over the place.

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #15 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:31:25 »

OHHHHHHHHHHH I think they got the next door shed put out!! Hmmmmmmmm just going to check they are ok, BTW, 2 of them are women, I couldn't forget the lads could I? (mind you I can't help wondering if they should have dressed in French Maids outfits! The firewomen not the lads!)

mysticmog · « **Reply #16 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:32:14 »

True Hugh ;D but can't we keep to single thread, how about a HERE BE PARTY thread so all know where to go

Doris_Pinks · « **Reply #17 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:32:16 »

True that Hugh, I haven't even checked the shed ce soir.

Hugh_Jones · « **Reply #18 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:34:25 »

No! They`re not in the shed. All`s quiet there.

Ragged Robin · « **Reply #19 on:** December 19, 2003, 23:34:26 »

Right we'll stay and play here
... I'll update you all;
Dotties waylaid all the fireman
EJ's nt wearing much
The veggie punch fills you with wind
.. or and I'm not drinking.........

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