Topic: Year of the Monkey

[ciaozzy]

Yo peeps

wiv me new sense of harmony and balance like and me chi is so down wiv me spirit now that crimbo emotional stuff has subsided... Its the year of the monkey it is... so ifyou iz in Hartlepool... I would leave cuz the hung a monkey there once, they only put the monkey on trial? and said he was speaking french... lol...

I iz a tiger I iz.... dead sexy we iz... ;)

oZzY %)

xx

[Ragged Robin]

Hi Oz, I'm a tiger too, .........Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[ciaozzy]

robin


meeeeeeeeeeoooow..purrrrrrrrrrrr
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

nowt like a d**n good purring.... letz purr tiger ;)

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

could purr all night and purr when you wake up and then purrrrr you back to sleep again
the puuuuurrrrrr cuz i Like purring....

Oz Gr purrrrrrrrrrr

xxx

god  am in so much need Of a d**n good seeing too ;)

[Hyacinth]

Hey Oz! I'm a Monkey!! - born '44 So it's gonna be a Truly Splendiferous Year for me?? WOWEEE!!! Is the World ready for this, I wonder?

Already planning Special Things to Do on my Official Penshner Day in Sept..gonna get me Twirly (if you don't know, that's what a bus pass is called round here - can use them after 9.30am, but when a bus comes by at 9.28, hoardes of crimplene-clad wrinklies board, waving their passes, saying "am I twirly to use this?"...an then I'm gonna spend the day on the No11 bus that goes everywhere - possibly even to be seen trundling along in the dust bowls of Arabia? - who knows.....gonna hoist me poor varicose-veined legs, nicely supported by me Nora Battys, up them stairs an spend hours an hours an hours looking down at peeps' gardens..then I might come here & behave disgracefully... ;D ;D ;D - Lish

[Muddy_Boots]

Go for it Lish!  Not too far behind you, will need to know what to expect! ;D ;D ;D

Can't remember what's in store for me this year.  Year of the Ox, plodding again I expect ;)

[Hyacinth]

Well I'm not going to be able to tell you, Muds - not with me short-term memory being what it is.. :-/ Lish

[Hyacinth]

:o :o :o well! the youth of today! No respect at all for their elders and therefore betters ;)  If you were here now Oz, I'd teach you a lesson, I would! :P ...put you over my knee and spank you..... ::)  ;D

[ciaozzy]

I know what Id put you over Lish ;) several times too :)

also quite like the idea of dominant older woman teaching young stud a bloody good lesson..


oooh

Oz

xxxx

oooh matron