Topic: I know I'll regret asking this......

[Mrs Ava]

Well, I am not wise, have no wise words, and am aged, and obviously post far to much about very little!  :-\

However, Eric, you did make me laugh!  ;D

[redimp]

a full member is just ......really undesrciptive!!

Well that jsut depends upon what you are talking about!  ;D ::) ;D

[undercarriage plan]

Oh Dear! No insult intended, just in one of those whimsical moods!!! I'll get over it soon.......I  think?  :o ;D Lottie

[redimp]

So on the same subject - when do you stop being a 'newbie'?

Current 47

In three more posts  :)

[Palustris]

Final one from me (until I think of another)
You'll Always Be Beautiful (to me!)

edited to add
You ate Baked Beans!

[Justy]

I suppose if we all just keep adding to this thread then we will all get promoted?!   :)

[undercarriage plan]

Ooo get to be a God soon??? Goddess, I feel is more appropriate, now which one to be........?? ;D When do I get to be a goddess then? Suppose I'll have to wash my hands occasionally!!  Lottie  ;D ;D ;D

[Robert_Brenchley]

You won't have time, you'll be too busy answering prayers. Aargh!! There's another one! He wants rain, his neighbour wants sun, and they've both sacrificed goats! Help!

[undercarriage plan]

Gosh! You poor thing! Blight the land with plague and be done with it!!  Lottie  ;D  ;D  ;D

[Robert_Brenchley]

I'm tempted, I really am. Open the floodgates of heaven, unleash the fountains of the Great Deep and drown the lot!

[Yellow Petals]

I think it's quite apt that I'm a Snr. Member as I have rather a lot of Snr. Moments these days....  ;D

[redimp]

You'll join the ranks of the gods in 13 posts though rotating bird thingy.  I am going to lobby for a pantheon all of our own on www.godchecker.com

[undercarriage plan]

What a brilliant site!!! I found the perfect God!! The god of lettuce (?) Min!! Also happens to be the god of lettuce and sex?  Also happens to be my mum's nick name??? Mmmm!!
Lottie  ;D  ;D  ;D

[redimp]

Discovered it researching Gods for work - now use it to name out pets - hence the new cat being called Danu, and the Guinea Pigs being called Coco, Accla and Quilla.

[undercarriage plan]

Dare I ask.....? Those gods represent what exactly? Think I over estimated my mum's sense of humour........LOL  Lottie  ;D

[redimp]

Celtic Mythology : DANU
Also known as ANU

DANU: Celtic Goddess of Wind, Wisdom and Fertility.

More importantly, she's the Irish Mother Goddess who brought into being the TUATHA-DE-DANANN, her own chosen people who originally ruled Ireland.

As a Mother Goddess, she's reknowned for suckling Godlets. There are still two hills in County Kerry still known as the 'Paps of DANU'.

You may have heard of Danny Boy, but she is the original Danu girl. She's also the mother and daughter of DAGDA, which is quite a neat trick.

COCOMAMA: Warning: She is not the Goddess of Chocolate!

In fact, she was a flirty female who was cut in half by jealous lovers and subsequently transformed into the world's first cocaine plant. Men who managed to satisify their woman's sexual needs were rewarded with a munch on the coca leaves afterwards. From which springs the tradition of having a cigarette after sex.

COCOMAMA became the Goddess of Health and Happiness, as the ancient Peruvians believed that chewing coca leaves was extremely good for you. Which just shows how wrong you can be. Go for chocolate every time.

Incan Mythology : MAMA-QUILLA
Also known as QUILLA

MAMA-QUILLA: Moon Goddess and wife of Sun God INTI.

Her face is like a full moon, which may or may not be a good thing. Mostly interested in women's welfare, calendars and feasts.

ACCLA: The ACCLA were INTI's girls, virgins specially chosen to keep the sacred fires burning. In emergency situations they were only too happy to let themselves be thrown on the fire.

When not being sacrificed they brewed the beer and did a little concubining for the emperor.

[undercarriage plan]

Wow!! Cool names! Fluffy and Trixie don't seem the same anymore...!  Lotte  ;D