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General => The Shed => Topic started by: return of the mac on May 18, 2005, 20:23:31

Poll
Question: What would you most like to do to the big brother house?
Option 1: Demolish it votes: 6
Option 2: Disconnect the cameras (without telling the contestants) votes: 6
Option 3: Remove the power votes: 0
Option 4: Turn it into allotments votes: 10
Option 5: Nothing (boring) votes: 1
Title: Big Brother >:(
Post by: return of the mac on May 18, 2005, 20:23:31
Unfortunately its back, but if you could, how would you get rid of it. My personal favourite is disconnecting the cameras ;D

I reckon us gardening folks have got it right- who would want to be stuck indoors for that long?
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: Moggle on May 18, 2005, 20:27:04
Turn it in to a polytunnel and make em live in it and grow their own  :) Might make it interesting!
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: return of the mac on May 18, 2005, 21:56:02
Oh come on we can do better than that, dont tell me everyone likes it?
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: rosebud on May 18, 2005, 22:37:51
They should just blow the whole c**p programme of the planet.
Someone with half a braincell must have thought that one up, who the heck watches it anyway.
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: Admin aka Dan on May 18, 2005, 22:40:25
Surely it can't go on for much longer - I didn't even know it had started!

Is Dermot Oleary still doing Big Brothers Little Brother - always the best part of the series.

Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: return of the mac on May 18, 2005, 23:24:34
So im guessing you went for demolishing it rosebud? Dan it starts end of may, you have been warned.
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: Doris_Pinks on May 19, 2005, 09:25:59
I hate it, and the thought of being stuck in a house contemplating very little at all with a bunch of people I have never met before in my life fills me with horror!
And everyone goes on and on about it so you feel you are missing out on something, and you tune in to see, a bunch of people who have nothing in common contemplating very little at all! being nasty to each other and arguing over nothing! They need to get lives!!! :-X

Oh and then we have the marvellous thing that come out and become immediate celebrities, so you see them in everything thinking they are really cool! AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

I think they should give em a veg patch and make them grow their own!
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: aquilegia on May 19, 2005, 09:53:31
yawn.

Has it started again? omg - only just feels like there was one on. I shall have to make my colleagues pay me every time they talk about it, I think.
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: North Country Boy on May 19, 2005, 10:13:18
Cant stand any of the 'reality tv' programmes and can honestly say ive never watched one in its entirety. I think they should show the allotment programme that is out on DVD at the mo, think it was shown on some south west itv channel. Its great and might spur a new wave of allotmenteers. Oh and BTW id level the BB house and turn it into paddocks for cows and pigs to graze on.  :D
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: Jane the Novice on May 19, 2005, 10:18:01
I believe they house "animals" in there for a few weeks of the year anyway :D
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: littlegem on May 19, 2005, 13:43:32
i love watching the reality programmes with the badly behaved families, i'm always in stitches how some people think that they are normal, like when they swear at their kids, then cant understand why they swear back ??? thing is, they are producing our future :-[ which is why i think that these programmes are good, at least its sorting out a few families, which is better than none! :) even though its just a few. our world is still gonna come to an end, or worse, the imbreds are gonna take over and rule the world, with no rules, just swearing, fighting and illiteracy
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: Heldi on May 19, 2005, 13:57:38
I don't watch big brother so how come I know who Jade Goody is??!! I saw some of the very first one,what a bunch of the most horrible people. Haven't watched it since.

I did watch that hell's kitchen with Gary Rhodes and the french chef. Found myself hooked but wishing it would hurry up and finish. I like Gary Rhodes though,especially since yesterday when I was handed a copy of June's Good Housekeeping. I flicked through and there was a cheeky Gary, naked except for a tea-towel.  Big smile and giggle from me!
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: BAGGY on May 19, 2005, 18:06:20
Doris.  Quantify 'celebrity'.  As far as I know you have to sleep with a footballer,  star in a soap, get your kit off or appear in a reality show.  Then you can go on I'm a (very insignificant) celebrity, get me out of here.  I think BB is poo.  I like the idea of turning the cameras off without telling the house mates.  Have you also seen that celebrity love island tripe.  I didn't know who anyone was.  I must be very old and boring if I don't enjoy this sort of thing ??
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: Val on May 19, 2005, 18:13:31
Oh no....just turn the tele off or over, its awful..soooo boring.
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: return of the mac on May 19, 2005, 18:36:48
Nono you see they are just wannabes- ive never heard of any of them either Baggy. Ill tell you what really peeved me- that millionaire cheater Charles Ingram getting on shows as a celebrity- sends out a poor message as to who should be aspired to- cheating fools? >:(
John
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: Multiveg on May 19, 2005, 19:06:03
Have never watched a full episode of Big Brother in my life! On visiting friends, I have had to put up with a couple of I'm a celeb.....
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: lilylover on May 19, 2005, 19:09:48
Personally never watch them but do like the idea of blocking up the windows and doors and forgetting they're all there for a few years. Mwahahahahaha!!! ;D
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: kitty on May 19, 2005, 19:16:29
i wanted to click on all the options but it wouldnt let me...also-the option of blowing the b*****s up wasnt there.....
spoilsport......
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: gavin on May 19, 2005, 21:34:59
A TV makes a VERY satisfying noise when you chuck it on the skip!  That simple pleasure has kept me TV-less for 6-7 years :) :) :) :) :)

All best - Gavin
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: carrot-cruncher on May 19, 2005, 21:42:59
Anybody who goes into the BB house must be unemployed.   How else do they manage to get all that time off from work?   I sometimes have to book holidays 4 months in advance 'cos I work shifts.

If I had the chance for several months away from work I'd my lottie would be immaculate.   


I can't believe I pay over £100 per year for a TV license just so I can watch 45 mins of doctor who once a week.

CC
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: Multiveg on May 20, 2005, 00:16:22
I should add that I haven't got a tv, but can't survive without listening to The Archers.....
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: Amazin on May 20, 2005, 01:26:22
Well, I'm a nonentity, and I'm quite happy here...
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: return of the mac on May 20, 2005, 15:15:34
Kitty sorry- forgot that option, ill remember next time, 'specially for you ;D
Title: Re: Big Brother >:(
Post by: kitty on May 20, 2005, 16:03:03
i should jolly well think so too! ;) ;D