(to the tune of monty python's "i'm a lumberjack")
I'm a gardener and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I plant all day!
I dress in grubby clothing, and hang around with slugs.
Oh I'm happy in the garden
With dirt and plants and bugs . . .
& again only louder this time ;D ;D
I can imagine peeps singing that doing thier gardening ::)
Gill
And the next bit fits too
I chop down trees,
I wear high heels,
suspen.............. :-X
oo-er Im not giving my secrets away. ;D
too much information maz :o :o :o ;D
OK, OK, me'n my friend have come up with a working heading to advertise an Open Day some group's holding in June...we're pretty pleased with
DON'T BE A SHRINKING VIOLET!!
Thyme for fun, come lettuce be happy, turnip for our event ...
        ( Don't stand in that 'tator' patch naked...
         Don't you know those 'tators' got eyes!)
With suitable graphics, of course ...
My mate Dawn not known for subtlety...any other suggestions? Deadline is Sunday...
Whatch your Peas and Cues ;D get mi coat ::)
Avoid the Cu-cumber early...
...coat already buttoned ;D
;D That's shallot ;D