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General => The Shed => Topic started by: jimtheworzel on February 01, 2013, 12:10:29

Title: Rebecca
Post by: jimtheworzel on February 01, 2013, 12:10:29
just got a banner add it says  Rebecca is 3 miles away

good job I charged my mobility scooter last night to make the trip   :toothy10:
Title: Re: Rebecca
Post by: Digeroo on February 01, 2013, 16:45:25
She was a brunette a few days ago and now she is blond.  And  she is three miles from everywhere.  Not sure even Father Christmas manages that.
Title: Re: Rebecca
Post by: cornykev on February 01, 2013, 16:46:17
I'm prepared to walk.     :drunken_smilie:
Title: Re: Rebecca
Post by: jimtheworzel on February 01, 2013, 17:09:48
I cant walk
Title: Re: Rebecca
Post by: Digeroo on February 01, 2013, 18:16:55
Now the blond one is called Emily and she is only 2 miles away.

What about some nice guys?
Title: Re: Rebecca
Post by: ACE on February 02, 2013, 08:14:15
Quote from: Digeroo on February 01, 2013, 16:45:25
She was a brunette a few days ago and now she is blond.  And  she is three miles from everywhere. 

I noticed she had been at the peroxide bottle. I think she was behind me on the bus yesterday as there was a tart gabbing on the phone and her name was Becky.  if it was her she has a very foul mouth. Am I being stalked.
Title: Re: Rebecca
Post by: Hi_Hoe on February 02, 2013, 09:20:35
Im getting used to her face everytime i log in.! :happy7:

Wonder if she is a keen gardener?.....3 miles isnt that far?!!! :toothy10:
Title: Re: Rebecca
Post by: ACE on February 02, 2013, 09:50:45
Quote from: Hi_Hoe on February 02, 2013, 09:20:35
Im getting used to her face everytime i log in.! :happy7:

Wonder if she is a keen gardener?.....3 miles isnt that far?!!! :toothy10:

She's just itching to rotovate your plot :toothy10:
Title: Re: Rebecca
Post by: lottie lou on February 02, 2013, 13:05:28
Its not fair, why can't we ladies have Brad Pitt lusting to dig our plots?
Title: Re: Rebecca
Post by: Obelixx on February 02, 2013, 15:55:06
I may get jealous.  I have no Rebecca - though I did get pretty Asian ladies for a while - and no men either.  No pictures at all.   Just offers for SEATs or other cars at special prices - no thanks - and something in Flemish that I don't understand. 
Title: Re: Rebecca
Post by: lottie lou on February 02, 2013, 19:35:39
Heck she's just started to visit me.  Also brunette not blonde.  Someone should advise her that putting all those chemicals on her hair will make it drop out.
Title: Re: Rebecca
Post by: jimtheworzel on February 03, 2013, 15:39:26
Quote from: jimtheworzel
just got a banner add it says  Rebecca is 3 miles away

good job I charged my mobility scooter last night to make the trip   :toothy10:
/quote]

she was out on a job, but her mum was in, its a good job I am not to fussy at my age.
Title: Re: Rebecca
Post by: Pescador on February 03, 2013, 17:39:02
Make what drop out??
Title: Re: Rebecca
Post by: Paulines7 on February 04, 2013, 11:10:07
Ah ha, I know what you are all talking about now.   :3some:

She has just appeared at the bottom of this page.    :icon_biggrin:
Title: Re: Rebecca
Post by: ACE on February 04, 2013, 15:19:24
Yep.She now has an empty glass in her hand (no sign of the bottle though) By the size of her she must also bring her own knife and fork on a date.
Title: Re: Rebecca
Post by: Hi_Hoe on February 04, 2013, 15:48:28
Just noticed a different Rebecca!

She's now sporting a red dress and glass of wine.

There must be lots of lonely Rebeccas 3 miles from me!..? :tongue3: