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General => News => Topic started by: chriselst on June 13, 2012, 11:16:01

Title: Remote Controlled Allotment
Post by: chriselst on June 13, 2012, 11:16:01
http://www.springwise.com/food_beverage/program-enables-uk-consumers-manage-allotments-remotely/# (http://www.springwise.com/food_beverage/program-enables-uk-consumers-manage-allotments-remotely/#)

New iPhone app allows you to control an allotment in Lincolnshire and get the produce delivered when it is ready.
Title: Re: Remote Controlled Allotment
Post by: Chrispy on June 13, 2012, 13:10:33
For Pete's sake, how silly.
I suppose it is for those who would like to say they have an allotment because it is trendy, but don't really want one.

I am going to launch an i-Phone app, if you are stuck at work, you can just switch on you phone and watch while i-Shag you wife.
Title: Re: Remote Controlled Allotment
Post by: chriselst on June 13, 2012, 13:15:42
I was thinking it is a brilliant idea from a business / technology angle and was just trying to think up some things I could get people to pay me to do cos they are too lazy.

Do you want to go into partnership with the iShag?  We could probably do with recruiting a few more to regionalise our coverage.
Title: Re: Remote Controlled Allotment
Post by: Ellen K on June 13, 2012, 14:22:56
It's not an allotment, its a vegetable patch.

3m x 2m.  Dont know what I was expecting for £125.

Title: Re: Remote Controlled Allotment
Post by: chriscross1966 on June 13, 2012, 14:36:25
Delivery is going to be an enormous cost along with admin I'd have thought...
Title: Re: Remote Controlled Allotment
Post by: Jeannine on June 13, 2012, 19:56:15
I bet if they get blight or whatever  they buy the veg from a wholesaler and deliver it anyway.

Never seen anything so daft in my life or so obviously wide open to abuse.

XX Jeannine
Title: Re: Remote Controlled Allotment
Post by: Gordonmull on June 13, 2012, 20:40:52
If the crops fail, sorry, no return on investment, I'd say. Plus why even plant them in the first place when you can pull some images off the net and post them on the user forum. "Wow - your crops are doing awesome!"

Few weeks later - "Sorry, blight, onion fly, club root. Not our fault. Please hand over another couple of hundred quid next year. "

Cynical? Me? Never!

Where do i sign up to be an i-Shag operative?
Title: Re: Remote Controlled Allotment
Post by: OllieC on June 14, 2012, 09:22:06
Stupid idea for people with too much money but... Anyone interested in the new app for pirates? The I-patch?!
Title: Re: Remote Controlled Allotment
Post by: pumkinlover on July 10, 2012, 05:00:35
LOL at the lot of you!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Remote Controlled Allotment
Post by: harrys dad on July 10, 2012, 06:02:23
Idleness on a grand scale.  ;)
Title: Re: Remote Controlled Allotment
Post by: Digeroo on July 10, 2012, 06:15:06
Goodness gracious me.  That is nearly £10,000 for a standard allotment.

Nice of them to deliver the veg free.   ;D
Title: Re: Remote Controlled Allotment
Post by: Steve. on July 10, 2012, 08:05:56
That's extortionate. but I guess it's just someone with a business idea and if people will pay for it then I wish them all the luck in the world.

Steve...:)
Title: Re: Remote Controlled Allotment
Post by: daveyboi on July 10, 2012, 08:29:55
Like the jokes but from a business point of view well a good idea although I would think the cost is a bit cheap to be profitable.
If you take into account your labour at the minimum agricultural wage and the transport (post) costs etc. I would guess this is not a great profit maker.