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Title: confusing conversation
Post by: Squash64 on March 01, 2012, 08:41:28
My husband has somehow got the impression that I am a mind-reader.

We met up with a friend yesterday, we hadn't seen her for ages and she has recently had major surgery.

Colin was stroking our very scruffy-looking dog Vera who has some health problems.  He said "She's looking well, isn't she, and her hair really suits her"

I was a bit surprised because Vera needs grooming, so I said "She's alright, but I think she could do with a bath".

He looked a bit shocked and asked me why I thought that.

I told him that it was over a year since she'd had one and when she does a wee, she often walks in it afterwards so her feet were bound to be smelly.

I realised from the look on his face that we were not talking about the same thing........
Title: Re: confusing conversation
Post by: daveyboi on March 01, 2012, 08:46:34
Oh dear  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: confusing conversation
Post by: shirlton on March 01, 2012, 08:53:02
 ;D
Title: Re: confusing conversation
Post by: manicscousers on March 01, 2012, 08:53:08
That made me laugh in my breakfast , just what I needed, thank you, squash and thank you, Colin and vera  ;D
Title: Re: confusing conversation
Post by: Squash64 on March 01, 2012, 08:56:35
Quote from: manicscousers on March 01, 2012, 08:53:08
That made me laugh in my breakfast , just what I needed, thank you, squash and thank you, Colin and vera  ;D

I suddenly thought about it while I was in bed last night and laughed so much I started coughing and couldn't stop.
Title: Re: confusing conversation
Post by: Bubbles26 on March 01, 2012, 09:05:37
Haha - thanks for sharing!

A good giggle in the morning  ;D ;D
Title: Re: confusing conversation
Post by: Poppy Mole on March 01, 2012, 09:21:35
Ooops! Nice one, thanks for sharing.
Title: Re: confusing conversation
Post by: OllieC on March 01, 2012, 10:23:39
Ha, that is perfect - thanks!  ;D
Title: Re: confusing conversation
Post by: antipodes on March 01, 2012, 10:56:17
AHH Ha ha ha priceless!!!!  ;D
Title: Re: confusing conversation
Post by: elsie on March 01, 2012, 15:02:38
Brilliant  ;D ;D ;D