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Title: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: Jeannine on February 18, 2012, 03:57:25
After going to all the trouble of importing Atora Suet  I decided today I was making stew and dumplings.

Bear in mind it has been 3 years since I could make them.

Carefully I chop, saute, add stock and simmer all afternoon, add my imported gravy granules to finish it off then...

I lovingly make my dumplings as I have for 50 years and drop them in,no recipe as it has been in my head for years. I was so  being very careful not to waste a grain of the precious Atora and was very proud on myself.

Serving time..and I fish out the cannon balls, honestly I could have sold them to the army,they would have cracked the tiles if I dropped one.

So ..OK you all know  what I did.

I used plain flour................. oh eck and John was so excited..

Still the birds will be eating internationally tomorrow.

I still can't believe I did it.

XX Jeannine

Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: goodlife on February 18, 2012, 08:12:27
 :-X..I could almost cry for you..I bet dissapointment was horrid..Haven't you got anything similar to atora over there?
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: pumkinlover on February 18, 2012, 08:15:53
Can you buy Self raising in Canada? I notice US recipies always list the raising agent seperatly. I've now decided to only use Plain plus raising agent and it seems to work well.
Shame about the dumplings :(
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: goodlife on February 18, 2012, 08:33:19
 ;)

http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Atora_Suet.html
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: Lindsay on February 18, 2012, 08:44:57
I did the very same thing a couple of years ago - asked a friend to bring some over when they visited, waited for a cold winter's evening to make stew and dumplings - and THUMP!  It's soooooo disappointing when you are looking forward to something so much!   

Better luck next time!
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: tim on February 18, 2012, 09:19:57
Love Dumplings. SO easy to make!!
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: cornykev on February 18, 2012, 09:46:41
Do love a dumpling in my stew.    :P   :D
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: gazza1960 on February 18, 2012, 10:54:19
Pity bout the cannon balls but gotta say they aint worth the time,why anybody would want to knowingly chomp on a hidious glutiness dob of gooooo   dont make sense to me......yuk  !!!!!!!!!!
that said,jude is always on me case to make em .......naaaaaaaaaaa.

Gazza
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: I love digging on February 18, 2012, 10:58:54
Not as bad as the day I made macaroni cheese with icing sugar, thinking it was cornflour! ::)
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: shirlton on February 18, 2012, 12:12:33
I made chelsea buns that looked amazing until you tasted them.I had used salt instead of sugar
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: gwynleg on February 18, 2012, 14:37:33
Off topic I know but prompted by earlier posters. When I was adolescent and looking for a prince amongst frogs, my friends and I had this whole thing about 'why cant I find a dumpling in life's murky stew? Why do I always get the gristle?!'

So Jeannine - it might be a metaphor for life! Seriously sorry to hear it - I am feeling so hungry just thinking of stew and dumplings.
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: rosebud on February 18, 2012, 16:11:05
 Jeannine, i did the very same thing.  I kept looking in the slow cooker wondering why there was no sign of the dumplings, they were sinking instead of swelling into lovely tasty fluffy dumplings.  My husband said don`t throw them to the birds you will ground them all. LOL LOL.
when i make a stew now i put the flour out a long time ahead so i do not grab the wrong bag.
Such a shame yours went wrong , next time perfect ;D ;D.. x
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: Chrispy on February 18, 2012, 18:21:01
Quote from: rosebud on February 18, 2012, 16:11:05
My husband said don`t throw them to the birds you will ground them all. LOL LOL.

When I was a kid I used to kid my mother saying there were birds in the garden that could not get off the ground.

Big shame about the dumplings Jeannine, but I am sure your language was not as bad as mine when I cooked my dinner yesterday, but I was in a bit of a panic as mine caught fire!!
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: hippydave on February 18, 2012, 19:24:58
that must be a s disappointing as flat yorkshire puddings
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: alexE on February 22, 2012, 00:24:28
Slight diversion from topic

Does anyone have a recipe for Gluten free dumplings? I want to do a steak and kidney casserole with dumplings in my slow cooker but my wife is gluten intolerant so if i use a standard dumpling recipe she wont be able to eat any of it (and it's the dumplings I want more than the casserole - haven't had them since I moved out of home 4 years ago)

Don't want to ruin a perfect meal with lousy dumplings
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: GrannieAnnie on February 22, 2012, 03:34:44
Ahh those memory lapses. They do keep us humble.
Welcome to the human race, Jeannine
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: Jeannine on February 22, 2012, 04:31:47
  Be careful with Atora, as it has flour in it, 15% I think, you would have to get proper suet from the butcher and chop it yourself then use your gluten free flour..

Yep, I am getting old and losing it a bit.........................not..I am planning on climbing a big tree this year, photographs of course.

XX Jeannine
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: GrannieAnnie on February 22, 2012, 11:55:00
Quote from: Jeannine on February 22, 2012, 04:31:47
 .I am planning on climbing a big tree this year, photographs of course.

XX Jeannine
We can just see another story coming :o
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: goodlife on February 22, 2012, 12:23:03
..I am planning on climbing a big tree this year, photographs of course.
Wow..scrumping with evidence supplied.. ;) ;D..looking forward to see and hear that story.
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: Jeannine on February 22, 2012, 17:51:17
Actually it a rhodie as big as an oak , wh
en if flower it is magnificent, I have never seen one so big. I have said fro three years I am going up it, but one thing and another it was blooming when I was not able to try..so this year is my year!!!!

XX Jeannine
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: bionear2 on February 26, 2012, 22:32:37
Alex,
Cook your dumplings separatley by simmering in a bit of the gravy in a small saucepan, leaving the main dish flour-free. Everyone wins!
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: daveyboi on February 27, 2012, 02:57:08
Although I normally use suet to make dumplings it is not actually necessary to use suet.
My Dad used to make lovely dumplings using olive oil due to special dietary needs.
Title: Re: Ok get ready for a laugh,, cooking disaster
Post by: MissBaritone on February 27, 2012, 09:40:32
Quote from: daveyboi on February 27, 2012, 02:57:08
Although I normally use suet to make dumplings it is not actually necessary to use suet.
My Dad used to make lovely dumplings using olive oil due to special dietary needs.

If I run out of suet I just rub a coiuple of oz's of margarine into the flour instead. Makes lovely dumplings