Hi everybody,
Just when you think you have seen and heard it all. Something else crops up and bewilders you.
Got a stressed mob call today. Urgent, come to site, sheds broke into everywhere, front gate damaged.
Got to site, 12 sheds broke into or damaged. Police called and responded.
Took stock as best we could and found that the one thing on each plot that appeared to be missing.........rubber potting gloves...... as you see on CSI.
The thieves just walked pass several rotavators and never bothered.
Police are now looking for a villian with a fetish or and are expecting an out break of burglaries in the area using our gloves.
Digmore :) not joking honest.
Hmmm :-\ :-\ :-\
Either that or its a Hindu god that doing the break ins - 12 pairs of gardening gloves.......
(http://www.thai-blogs.com/media/users/betti/krabi%20tiger%20cave1.jpg)
;D ;D ;D
Lincsyokel2,
Very well done, will pass description on to police. lol ;D
I wonder how many people are opening this thread and being disappointed....... ;D
Quote from: Deb P on September 27, 2011, 10:59:19
I wonder how many people are opening this thread and being disappointed....... ;D
Me for one. :'(
I suspect a spotty yoof who is cutting the fingers off for practising safe sex ;D
Only practising mind you, he hasn't got a girlfriend yet. ;)
Quote from: ACE on September 27, 2011, 18:50:12
I suspect a spotty yoof who is cutting the fingers off for practising safe sex ;D
Only practising mind you, he hasn't got a girlfriend yet. ;)
Of course he`s got a girlfriend, her name is Pam. ;D
Quote from: daitheplant on September 28, 2011, 20:50:49
Quote from: ACE on September 27, 2011, 18:50:12
I suspect a spotty yoof who is cutting the fingers off for practising safe sex ;D
Only practising mind you, he hasn't got a girlfriend yet. ;)
Of course he`s got a girlfriend, her name is Pam. ;D
Sorry to be so thick - why Pam?
Quote from: lottie lou on September 28, 2011, 20:56:31
Quote from: daitheplant on September 28, 2011, 20:50:49
Quote from: ACE on September 27, 2011, 18:50:12
I suspect a spotty yoof who is cutting the fingers off for practising safe sex ;D
Only practising mind you, he hasn't got a girlfriend yet. ;)
Of course he`s got a girlfriend, her name is Pam. ;D
Sorry to be so thick - why Pam?
Sorry, can`t answer that without getting banned from the site. lol lol lol lol lol
Quote from: ACE on September 27, 2011, 18:50:12
I suspect a spotty yoof who is cutting the fingers off for practising safe sex ;D
Only practising mind you, he hasn't got a girlfriend yet. ;)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I know a story...............
Many years ago, New Scientist magazine ran a competition to find the most orginal use of a condom in science.
The winner was a genetic engineering company. The used condoms in a particular piece of lab equipment. They cut the ends off and the condoms then they work perfectly as one use disposible one way valves.
The usual practice was to send the lab gofer, a Spotty Yoof of 17, to fetch a box of 144 from the local chemist every friday afternoon.
Of course, a spotty youth of 17 using 144 condoms a week was an eye opener for the blonde dolly bird behind the counter, who was much inpressed at his supposed sexual prowess, until he mentioned he cut the ends off before he used them.