Wife to dentist - easy 'soft' lunch - cottage pie? - ok - minced steak on offer - tin of gratin dauphinois Xmas present - & a tin of toms says she - not in my book - oh well, yes, & some aubergine, parsley & bay for good measure.
A bit near 'con carne' but she was so right!! = Tim
She sounds just like me Tim!!! :D