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General => The Shed => Topic started by: jimtheworzel on March 29, 2011, 00:35:08

Title: SNAILS WANTED URGENT !!
Post by: jimtheworzel on March 29, 2011, 00:35:08
When it comes to wrinkle removal, it seems women are willing to put almost anything on their face.

Enter Capibell Cream, a snail slime-based face cream that promises to iron out wrinkles and nourish the skin.

Title: Re: SNAILS WANTED URGENT !!
Post by: saddad on March 29, 2011, 07:33:29
Yeak...  :o
Title: Re: SNAILS WANTED URGENT !!
Post by: daitheplant on March 29, 2011, 19:32:59
It`snot to be sneezed at. Sorry, am feeling sluggish this evening. ;D Whatever next, snail polish, snail polish remover?
Title: Re: SNAILS WANTED URGENT !!
Post by: lottie lou on March 29, 2011, 19:45:33
Must work, can't remember seeing wrinkly snails
Title: Re: SNAILS WANTED URGENT !!
Post by: Duke Ellington on March 29, 2011, 20:16:39
you might leave a slime trail behind you after using the cream!

duke ;D