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Title: Grandparents
Post by: Borlotti on March 13, 2011, 18:15:49
Copied.

Taken from papers written by 8 year olds.

Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other peoples.

Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see them.  They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run.  It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money.

They wear glasses and funny underwear.

They don't say, 'Hurry up'.

Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't have television because they are the only grown ups who like to spend time with us.  They know we should have snack time before bed time, and they say prayers with us and kiss us even when we've acted bad.

A 6 yr-old was asked where his grandma lived. 'Oh', he said, 'she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go and get her.  Then when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport.'

Well it made me laugh.
Title: Re: Grandparents
Post by: rugbypost on March 13, 2011, 18:41:04
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Grandparents
Post by: woodypecks on March 13, 2011, 19:07:30
I,m expecting my first grandchild in June ......can you tell me which airport I need to go to please  ?     :D
Title: Re: Grandparents
Post by: manicscousers on March 13, 2011, 19:48:03
sounds about right  ;D
Title: Re: Grandparents
Post by: lottie lou on March 13, 2011, 20:13:43
Snap Woody.  I have to go to Toronto
Title: Re: Grandparents
Post by: Mimi on March 14, 2011, 12:24:41
Me too.  My one and only grandchild is way over in Australia.   :'( (Number 2 on the way and due in August)  ;D