I found this whilst sorting out some stuff and thought some of you may find it amusing! Don't forget to sing it! ;D
The Gardeners' Hymn
All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small,
All things wise and wonderful,
The Lord God made them all
But what we never mention
Tho’ gardeners know it’s true
Is when he made the goodies
He made the baddies too!
(chorus)
All things spray and swattable
Disasters great and small
All things paraquatable
The Lord God made them all
The greenfly on the roses
The maggots on our peas
Manure that fills our noses
He also gave us these
(Chorus)
The fungus on the goosegogs
The club root on the greens
The slugs that eat the lettuce
And chew our aubergines
(Chorus)
The drought that kills the fuschias
The frost that nips the buds
The rain that drowns the seedlings
The blight that hits the spuds
(Chorus)
The midges and mosquitoes
The nettles and the weeds
The pigeons in the green stuff
The sparrows on the seeds
(Chorus)
The fly that gets the carrots
The wasp that eats the plums
How black the gardeners’ outlook
Though green may be his thumbs!
(Chorus)
But still we gardeners labour
Midst vegetables and flowers
And pray what hits out neighbours
Will somehow bypass ours!
All things spray and swattable
Disasters great and small
All things paraquatable
The Lord God made them all
So it is official, the family think I am mad! ;D
Ian thought I'd gone all religious until he listened to the words!!!! ;D
Now like EJ he's convinced I'm round the twist!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::)
That was brilliant ;D hope you dont mind but i have printed it of for the allotment shop, wonder if i can get choir together
Love it! Thanks, Doris_pinks!
All best - Gavin
That was great DorisP. Hope you don't mind if I print it out for our Lottie Newsletter. Thanks! :D busy_lizzie
You can all print it to your hearts content, glad you enjoyed it!