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General => The Shed => Topic started by: ACE on February 21, 2011, 08:24:59

Title: invitations
Post by: ACE on February 21, 2011, 08:24:59
If you see a post man at 'the wedding' he has nicked my invitation, Mrs. ACE  had ordered her hat and I had the whistle at the dry cleaners. There was no chandelier on the gift list, so we got a couple of beach towels we don't use anymore for the pressie. I have even got the nazi uniform ready for the stag night.

I might have even done a bit of singing, but now I shall have to leave it to Elton. ;D
Title: Re: invitations
Post by: caroline7758 on February 21, 2011, 08:48:38
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: invitations
Post by: Paulines7 on February 21, 2011, 09:34:47
It would seem that our invitation has also been lost in the post, ACE.   ;) ;D ;D

Title: Re: invitations
Post by: pumkinlover on February 21, 2011, 10:25:08
Did I hear on the radio about someone who has gone on a hunger strike to try and get an invite?

I was at work so didn't get the full story

Any one heard about this?

Title: Re: invitations
Post by: ACE on February 21, 2011, 11:24:49
Quote from: pumpkinlover on February 21, 2011, 10:25:08
Did I hear on the radio about someone who has gone on a hunger strike to try and get an invite?

I was at work so didn't get the full story

Any one heard about this?



Sarah Ferguson ;D But that might only be a diet so she can stuff herself at the banquet
Title: Re: invitations
Post by: Emagggie on February 21, 2011, 11:45:37
 ;D
It was in Saturday's Telegraph. A Mexican teenager is camping out by the British Embassy. She has only had water for 8 days and will starve to death unless she gets an invite. You have to see the pic. :o ::)
Title: Re: invitations
Post by: pumkinlover on February 21, 2011, 13:04:42
Quote from: Emagggie on February 21, 2011, 11:45:37
;D
It was in Saturday's Telegraph. A Mexican teenager is camping out by the British Embassy. She has only had water for 8 days and will starve to death unless she gets an invite. You have to see the pic. :o ::)

Will have to wait till the neighbours's re-cycling goes out then!! ;)
Title: Re: invitations
Post by: daitheplant on February 21, 2011, 19:16:23
I sent mine back, I`m working that day. ;D
Title: Re: invitations
Post by: cornykev on February 21, 2011, 20:19:23
Mine's due any minute, I told my postie to keep an eye out  ;)
One better than Ace, I bought a new whistle a few weeks ago in Hartlepool  :)
I don't think the pit yaccer's appreciated it though  :-\
I don't know whether to wear my elf's outfit or Toga for the stag do  :-\
'Elton and Ace' what a duo, that's got a nice ring to it, but be careful Ace Elton loves a nice ring, you could even swap sirup's  ;)
You could be the new Jedward, hang on, I've got it, you could be the Ginger mingers, shame Fergies not invited, saves a few quid on the buffet I suppose.  :-X
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: invitations
Post by: valmarg on February 21, 2011, 21:18:21
According to Mr Tarrant today on radio 2, a certain Mr Blatter is not on the list of invitees. ;D ;D

valmarg
Title: Re: invitations
Post by: rosebud on February 22, 2011, 12:32:30
 I have had to tell them " sorry " my dairy is full can`t be there for you  PHEW saved on a pressie LOL. ;D
Title: Re: invitations
Post by: lottie lou on February 22, 2011, 13:37:07
Still waiting for mine - got them a toaster
Title: Re: invitations
Post by: Borlotti on February 22, 2011, 15:33:51
Perhaps they would like some seed tapes from Lidl, but bet they get some good pressies.
Title: Re: invitations
Post by: manicscousers on February 22, 2011, 17:23:13
We're having an open day that weekend so we'll be a bit busy  ;D
Title: Re: invitations
Post by: daitheplant on February 22, 2011, 19:02:15
Rosebud, how bigs your dairy? 8)
Title: Re: invitations
Post by: rugbypost on February 22, 2011, 19:31:45
I,LL buy a  extra lottery ticket  I will have more luck  with that  than waiting for the postman with my invite but you never know me  and Daitheplant could go as a couple Welsh  Chior singers better than listening to Elton
Title: Re: invitations
Post by: valmarg on February 22, 2011, 20:02:25
Quote from: rugbypost on February 22, 2011, 19:31:45
but you never know me  and Daitheplant could go as a couple Welsh Chior singers better than listening to Elton

Whilst I'm not a fan of Elton, the thing that the welsh have in common with the itilalians is 'they can't all sing, but they all do' ;D

valmarg
Title: Re: invitations
Post by: daitheplant on February 22, 2011, 20:20:42
Valmarg, ALL Welshmen can sing, but only 50% of Welsh women, however, those that can`t sing can cook. :P ;D
Title: Re: invitations
Post by: rosebud on February 22, 2011, 20:53:24
  Hahahahaha Daitheplant, just noticed what i did LOL, LOL, WELLLLLLL, i could have been that busy ;D ;D ;D.
mary ;D
Title: Re: invitations
Post by: valmarg on February 22, 2011, 23:07:07
Quote from: daitheplant on February 22, 2011, 20:20:42
Valmarg, ALL Welshmen can sing, but only 50% of Welsh women, however, those that can`t sing can cook. :P ;D

Aye well, we don't have to listen to them cook. ;D

valmarg