As above. :( :( :(
Um, bye... wassup dude?
you ok, kev?
Where you going?
X X Chas
Kev you can't say something like that and leave us hanging ??? ::) :o
Kev ?
Kev whts up?
You going on your olidays ??? ???
Strange ??? whos upset Kev then??
Suspect it may be cus he was deleted for using naughty word......
Come back Kev.....I don't mind yer talking dirty ;D
any room on the naughty step? ;D
He does keep using the words "bean trench" :o ....maybe thats it! :(
Duke
Yes that would be it....shame on him >:( >:( >:(
Oi !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-l5FyA3pgo
Quote from: betula on February 12, 2011, 22:20:17
Suspect it may be cus he was deleted for using naughty word......
Come back Kev.....I don't mind yer talking dirty ;D
ditto, ( I like it when he taks dirty)
http://youtu.be/dmpjxKNMV0I
or is it
http://youtu.be/vbJtm5QpI78
What's going on?
We will come round to your ouse and protest. I hope it wasn't the word you used to describe the scum that broke into our pavilion.If so then it was quite appropriate
Quote from: tonybloke on February 12, 2011, 23:46:02
or is it
http://youtu.be/vbJtm5QpI78
Well obviously I don't have a clue about what's going on but the backing singers in this had me holding me stitched and glued bits together I was laughing so much.
For the sake of my recovery, come back Kev. :-* ;D
Is Kev on a week's ban for using profanity?
Well, I guess the forum has to operate on Zero tolerance for a few words.
Bah take it on the chin mate and you'll be back for the Spud Challenge.
Surely a yellow card would have been sufficient, with a reminder on the site to us all not to post words/topics that may offend others (other than in the watershed).
Bluecar
I refuse to accept your resignation. Get back here immediately.
^^ He'll be back !
(he said Bye for Now).
Anyway lets forget about Kev and share out his gardening stuff between us! ;D
Miss ya already Kev :P
I expect if he has popped down the shops in his matiz, he could be some time ;D
I am sure he is not on any kind of ban......come back Kev.
Maybe somebody complained,someone who don't live in the real world. :(
I've bought my potatoes . :o I need you back to tell me what to do
X CHAS
Look he is just lying down outside warming his potato patch to win the challenge folks
I reckon he's singing to em. ;D
Daveyboi.do you know you are still wishing everyone a happy Christmas LOL
Makes me feel all festive ;D
So what's the issue Kev?
is it 'cos I made fun of west ham being preferred bidder for olympic stadium?
KEV, has not left he is throwing his toys out the pram ;D ;D,
Quote from: daveyboi on February 13, 2011, 11:21:47
Look he is just lying down outside warming his potato patch to win the challenge folks
;D ;D ;D
he'll be chuffed this thread has been read over 600 times, c'mon let's see if we can get it up to a 1000 before he gets back ;D
I keep havin a gander to see if he's back yet ;D
I just thought. I bet he's looking for a better avatar ;D
He could be down the pub, washing up, looking after his children. Got banned (no idea why). His football team lost. It is not the same without him, we are all sad. I blame ACE for getting him into trouble. Should we send him a PM or is that not allowed. Come back soon we miss your jokes.
specially as he only said what we were thinking ;D
good guess Borlotti !!
just spoke to Mrs Kev, he's down the pub!! ;)
Have I missed all the fun again??? What's our Kev been up to and does it involve dummies and spitting?Come back Kev, you know you want to! you know we want you to! And never mind the pub, I've got gallons of wine, some of that nice "glen of tranquillity" malt - Glen Morangie to us Scots, but I thought I'd better translate ;)- and Stella coming out my ears! (quite a feat that one! ;) ;D ;D
???
:) I also do not have a clue whats going on, but come back soon Kevybaby ;D/ shades x
Kev, is BACK, he is on board as i speak, feel better now Kev, come on Spurs play Tuesday. ;D
have spoken to Kev on the 'phone, he's down in the dumps after being told off. :(
Quote from: tonybloke on February 13, 2011, 19:32:13
have spoken to Kev on the 'phone, he's down in the dumps after being told off. :(
Why was he told off?
.... and by whom?
Sorrydelete that! I don't care what he's supposed to have done: he's a lovely bloke and it bothers me that he feels he has to do this.
Quote from: grawrc on February 13, 2011, 20:29:09
Sorrydelete that! I don't care what he's supposed to have done: he's a lovely bloke and it bothers me that he feels he has to do this.
I second that.
Kevin you are causing animosity now, what`s it all about?
Quote from: daitheplant on February 13, 2011, 22:09:32
Kevin you are causing animosity now, what`s it all about?
No surprise there.
Just to clear up a couple of things: Kev has not been banned and I have no idea where that came from.
Secondly, if Kev wanted everybody to know the details of his 'departure', I have no doubt he would have also posted them in this public thread.
I sent CK a very nice PM (he's welcome to post it if he wishes to) to let him know that I felt the need to remove a single one of his posts yesterday due to it's language. Lots of us don't give a flying hoot about bad language, but then again, lots of us do and due to respecting those who might have been offended, I felt the need to shuffle out a post containing the f-word. I told him if I could have replaced it with asterisks, I would have but it wasn't an option for me. It's not the end of the world and certainly not worthy of the drama it's starting to cause.
Surely this can't be about a little sensible moderation - what a lot of fuss and bother....
YES indeed it is about a little sensible moderation. How stupid can things get such an infantile reaction.
Not banned! Good. So come back Kev! - people are starting to cheat with the spud challenges and we need you back to adjudicate a nd keep order ;D ;D ;D Or was it getting all a bit too much for you? ;D
Perhaps it would be better for us to put any post that is going to invoke any sort of anger no matter how deserved, in the WATERSHED.
So it was a yellow card after all. Thanks for the explanation SamLouise.
Sensible moderation
Bluecar
humbug to moderation - and if language is the problem then it is easy to sort - you only have to write the d**n word and it automatically get asterisked (or it has been) so why not make sure this happens with all other problem words and soon enough all posts will be looking quite a pretty pattern ;D come back Kev when you want to, full support from moi :-*
Well to clear a few things up :-[
I had a sulk and stayed off for a few days :'(
As Rosebud said I tried to get on but my pc kept freezing, I think Sammy sent a virus, Joking ::)
I was watching Spurs and England win and had quite a few Ciders :P
Tried to catch up on the lottie ???
Thanks for all the Pm's :-*
Some bloke from yarmouth was ringing up while I was down the pub ;)
You made Mrs Kev's weekend she couldn't stop laughing at the messages, it did me a favour because she forgot about valenties day, well If she remembers I could always nick some flowers from one of the old boys plots. :P :P :P
All those lovely dinners she cooks you, get yourself off to the shops for chocs, roses and a card.
Oi, I do the dinners in my house, I've just cooked her a chinese pork stir fry. :P :P :P
Welcome back CK.
I'm glad you're back Kev, things can get back to normal now.
Ah all is right in the world again ;)
Now just how boring would nomal be eh! ;D
A Thoughtful Valentine's Day Gift
Kev asked his friend, Dave, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Dave who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That was very kind of you,' Kev added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'
Dave smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'
Welcome back Kev ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D
reading this post in its inherent stupidness really made my day.
Nice to see you back kev, and don't worry about swearing, we couldn't give a.....
errrr i'll get me coat....
Ooo you are a spoilt brat Kev, but I do like ya!!! ;) Glad you're back! :-* :-*
Where did KEV, go then , he was only away from the board for 1 day it sounds as if he has been on safari !!!!!. ;)
Quote from: rosebud on February 15, 2011, 12:08:18
Where did KEV, go then ,
I think he went over to the dark side.
'May the farce go with you' ;D
Blimey I only popped out for a sarnie. :P :P :P
On a forum I used to run, we referred to these temporary departures as 'flounces'. ;D
e.g.
Haven't seen so and so in a while.
She did a flounce.
flouncykev? it has a certain ring to it ;D
I'm warming to it. :-\ :-\ :-\
Quote from: cornykev on February 15, 2011, 16:08:28
I'm warming to it. :-\ :-\ :-\
You're stuck with it ;D Its either that or effinkev ;)
If I have a flounce will I get 2,000 posts? ;)
try it - we could have a flouncing competition but you have to have another name - personally I think effin keffin will be hard to beat as a name ;D
I like effingkev too :P :o
Sorry, but I am really, really p..ded off with this, so I am going to play tennis. Trouble is after 2 weeks no-one will miss me. We all love Kev, attention seeker. Just waiting for his funny comment back, if he is still around. Seriously, it did liven things up on here, as it is raining in not so sunny Enfield, and actually got people in the shed. 3 cheers for Kev. hip, hip, hurray.