Dogs & men. Bothtake up to much room space on the bed, Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. both are threatened by there own kind. Both mark there territory. Both are bad at asking you questions. Both have an inordinate fasination with cr----s. Neither dose any dishes. Both pass gas shamelessly. Neither of them notice when you have your hair done. Both like dominance games. Both are suspicious of the postman. Neither knows how to talk on the telephone. And neither understands what you see in cats.
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Well tonybloke better no comment if my OH new what i wrote well she would stop everything LOL Rugbypost
When we had our dogs a male bearded collie & a female westie he could f..t for England & would lay still oblivious to the noise from us re the horrendous stink. The westie would jump down & look everywhere for the noise or smell so even in dog world it's a man thing ;D ;D ;D.
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My dog is female and it is unheard of for her to pass wind .......but she always gets the blame for it!! ;D
I reckon a lot of ladies only keep a dog so they can blame the 'wind' on the dog!! ;)
d**n nuisance when the dog died 16 months ago though!!
I suppose that just proves it was a really bad odour!!!!