Awomans garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won,t ripen. There,s a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes & she,s getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbour & sats "Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green what can i do about it? Her neighbour replies, " well it may sound absurd but here,s what to do. Tonight there,s no moon. After dark go out into the garden & take off all your cloths. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they,ll be Embarrassed and blush. In the morning they,ll be red you,ll see. Well what the heck? She does it. The next day her neighbour asks how it worked. "SO-SO" she answers "The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer
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