When me prayers were poorly said, Who tucked me in me widdle bed, and spanked me till me bum was red. Me Mudder Who took me from me cozy cot,and put me on the icey pot, and made me pee when i could not. Me Mudder And when the morning light would come, and in the crib me Dribbled some , who wiped me tiny widdle bum. Me Mudder Who would part my hair so neatly and hug me gently to her heart who sometimes squeesed me till I,d fart. Me Mudder Who looked at me with eyebrows knit and nearly have a king size fit when in me Sunday pants me sh-t Me Mudder When at night her bed did squeak, me raised me head to have a peek who yelled at me to get to sleep. Me Fadder ! Hope this gives you a giggle
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