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Title: A frog walks into a bank...............
Post by: tonybloke on December 08, 2010, 10:50:42
 
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.
He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd  like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright
pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into
a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know
you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean,
what in the world is this?"

(folks, you're gonna luv this)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."




(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you  are........)

Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Have a great day   






Title: Re: A frog walks into a bank...............
Post by: macmac on December 08, 2010, 13:32:46
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A frog walks into a bank...............
Post by: gertie50 on December 08, 2010, 14:05:08
Very Good, and yes I did start singing it. Lol   :D :) ;) ;D

Title: Re: A frog walks into a bank...............
Post by: saddad on December 08, 2010, 14:29:56
I prefer the frog walks into a library joke...  :)
Title: Re: A frog walks into a bank...............
Post by: macmac on December 08, 2010, 16:38:58
Quote from: saddad on December 08, 2010, 14:29:56
I prefer the frog walks into a library joke...  :)
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Title: Re: A frog walks into a bank...............
Post by: saddad on December 08, 2010, 17:09:25
Comes in every day and hops down between each set of shelves...






going




"Read-Dit"  " Reddit" "Reddit"....   ;D
Title: Re: A frog walks into a bank...............
Post by: Poppy Mole on December 08, 2010, 17:53:27
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A frog walks into a bank...............
Post by: Paulines7 on December 08, 2010, 23:30:08
Good one Tony.   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A frog walks into a bank...............
Post by: Froglegs on December 09, 2010, 13:49:08
Some of us have feelings ya know >:(
Title: Re: A frog walks into a bank...............
Post by: Jayb on December 09, 2010, 15:18:06
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: A frog walks into a bank...............
Post by: GrannieAnnie on December 09, 2010, 16:22:24
 :D