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General => The Shed => Topic started by: daitheplant on December 03, 2010, 19:29:14

Title: Stolen Snowman
Post by: daitheplant on December 03, 2010, 19:29:14
Some idiot woman dialled 999 to report her snowman has been stolen. Is she real or what? :o
Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: TividaleJo on December 03, 2010, 19:33:26
did she not see him running down the road? ;D Some people are so different and not always in a good way
Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: daitheplant on December 03, 2010, 19:46:47
He just melted into the surroundings. ;D The emergency operator sounded really exasperated at the womans` stupidity.
Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: Bugloss2009 on December 03, 2010, 19:48:00
the police have issued a snowto-fit picture

<insert Basil Brush smilie>
Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: daitheplant on December 03, 2010, 19:52:12
Bugloss that`s a snow go area if you don`t mind, and if you`re not Welsh, put the Dalek back. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: Jill on December 03, 2010, 20:44:18
"It ain't a nice road but at the end of the day, you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"

Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: daitheplant on December 03, 2010, 21:02:54
Quote from: Jill on December 03, 2010, 20:44:18
"It ain't a nice road but at the end of the day, you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"



You don`t expect some cretin to dial 999 about it, either.
Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: saddad on December 03, 2010, 22:46:51
"There's no art to see the mind's construction in the face..."
"Wake Duncan with thy knocking... I would'st thou could'st"...
::)
Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: valmarg on December 03, 2010, 23:29:14
Apparently the daft old biddy had used two one pound coins for the snowman's eyes.

valmarg
Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: Paulines7 on December 04, 2010, 00:00:04
This is a recording of the woman talking to Kent Police.

http://www.nydailynews.com/world/news/2010/12/03/2010-12-03_british_woman_branded_irresponsible_for_calling_emergency_number_to_report_stole.html
Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: 1066 on December 04, 2010, 07:33:53
brilliant but it has to be a hoax!  :D
Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: Poppy Mole on December 04, 2010, 08:24:28
It's so ridiculous it has to be true
Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: djbrenton on December 04, 2010, 08:28:32
He's not been stolen, he ran away from home

http://twitpic.com/3c6bu7
Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: ACE on December 04, 2010, 08:56:55
There is a serial snow thief about, nicked all my snow last night. Do you think I should dial 999 or has Kev the phantom salt shaker been at work ;D
Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: Poppy Mole on December 04, 2010, 09:45:18
I blame the Russians - first the football now the snow!!!!
;D
Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: daveyboi on December 04, 2010, 09:51:55
I think I saw an advert on freecycle for free snow to anyone who wanted to collect  :D
Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: cornykev on December 04, 2010, 10:07:20
I'm with the rusky theory, they,ve nicked all ours.       :o :o :o
Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: daitheplant on December 04, 2010, 17:43:46
I`m fed up with the snow and we`ve not had that much here. ;D ;D So,as far as I`m concerned, the Russians are welcome to it. ::) ;D
Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: Bugloss2009 on December 04, 2010, 17:48:37
actually all the snow has been stolen by the Emir of Qatar.  He's stockpiling it because they've just been awarded the next Winter Olympics  >:(
Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: InfraDig on December 04, 2010, 18:05:14
I'm expecting two feet of snow tonight!

(http://www.allotments4all.co.uk/smf/gallery/9252_04_12_10_5_58_43.jpeg)

BOOM, BOOM
Title: Re: Stolen Snowman
Post by: valmarg on December 05, 2010, 19:39:45
Wonderful quote from Billy Connelly in today's paper.  Whilst he claims not to be one of the Scots who is dancing up and down, that England lost the bid, and is genuinely sorry that England didn't win.

'Most Scots consider Qatar to be a chest infection.' ;D ;D

valmarg