Some idiot woman dialled 999 to report her snowman has been stolen. Is she real or what? :o
did she not see him running down the road? ;D Some people are so different and not always in a good way
He just melted into the surroundings. ;D The emergency operator sounded really exasperated at the womans` stupidity.
the police have issued a snowto-fit picture
<insert Basil Brush smilie>
Bugloss that`s a snow go area if you don`t mind, and if you`re not Welsh, put the Dalek back. ;D ;D ;D
"It ain't a nice road but at the end of the day, you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"
Quote from: Jill on December 03, 2010, 20:44:18
"It ain't a nice road but at the end of the day, you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"
You don`t expect some cretin to dial 999 about it, either.
"There's no art to see the mind's construction in the face..."
"Wake Duncan with thy knocking... I would'st thou could'st"...
::)
Apparently the daft old biddy had used two one pound coins for the snowman's eyes.
valmarg
This is a recording of the woman talking to Kent Police.
http://www.nydailynews.com/world/news/2010/12/03/2010-12-03_british_woman_branded_irresponsible_for_calling_emergency_number_to_report_stole.html
brilliant but it has to be a hoax! :D
It's so ridiculous it has to be true
He's not been stolen, he ran away from home
http://twitpic.com/3c6bu7
There is a serial snow thief about, nicked all my snow last night. Do you think I should dial 999 or has Kev the phantom salt shaker been at work ;D
I blame the Russians - first the football now the snow!!!!
;D
I think I saw an advert on freecycle for free snow to anyone who wanted to collect :D
I'm with the rusky theory, they,ve nicked all ours. :o :o :o
I`m fed up with the snow and we`ve not had that much here. ;D ;D So,as far as I`m concerned, the Russians are welcome to it. ::) ;D
actually all the snow has been stolen by the Emir of Qatar. He's stockpiling it because they've just been awarded the next Winter Olympics >:(
I'm expecting two feet of snow tonight!
(http://www.allotments4all.co.uk/smf/gallery/9252_04_12_10_5_58_43.jpeg)
BOOM, BOOM
Wonderful quote from Billy Connelly in today's paper. Whilst he claims not to be one of the Scots who is dancing up and down, that England lost the bid, and is genuinely sorry that England didn't win.
'Most Scots consider Qatar to be a chest infection.' ;D ;D
valmarg