http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20101203/tuk-geordies-reminded-to-wear-coats-6323e80.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20101203/tuk-geordies-reminded-to-wear-coats-6323e80.html)
It's not just drunken Geordies that need telling! There's a sixth form college at the end of my road - the girls are still wearing miniskirts or hot pants (do they still call them that?) and the chaps still showing off their biceps in vests or tee shirts.
And these are the brighter children??
Heaven help us!