This is a nice one....Hope you like this, i wasent sure which board to place it. my eldest daughter sent it to me thought i should share it.
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working
overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on
this one?"
The Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable
parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a
lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure
anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everything
with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."
"But I can't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this
creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when
she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so
soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have
no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
The angel asked: "Will she be able to think?" The Lord replied, "Not only
will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's
cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you
that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
And the Lord Answered:
They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight
for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take
"no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go
without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened
friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and
cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a
birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They are
strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run
or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman
is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They
have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and
friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR OWN
WORTH.
PLEASE pass this along to all your women friends and relatives to remind
them just how amazing women really are!
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WOW!!!!
Must show this to Ian and the kids, I keep telling them I'm perfect maybe now they'll believe me!!! LOL
Eileen.
If only, if only ..... ..... ;)
Oh my god My head is swelling so much I may not be able to get out the door! 8)
I thought you ladies would like my christmas pressie to you how much better does it get!!! :D