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General => The Shed => Topic started by: rosebud on December 23, 2004, 23:19:24

Title: ONE FOR THE LADIES
Post by: rosebud on December 23, 2004, 23:19:24
This is a nice one....Hope you like this, i wasent sure which board to place it. my eldest daughter sent it to me thought i should share it.



By the time the Lord  made woman, he was into his sixth day of working



overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on



this one?"



The Lord answered,  "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?



She has to be  completely washable, but not plastic, have  over 200 movable



parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a



lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure



anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everything



with only two  hands."



The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way!



And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day.



Wait until tomorrow to finish."



"But I can't," the  Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing  this



creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when



she is sick AND can work 18 hour  days."



The  angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so



soft, Lord."



"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also  made her tough. You have



no idea what she can  endure or accomplish."



The angel asked: "Will she be able to think?" The  Lord replied, "Not only



will she be able to  think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."



The angel then noticed something, and reaching  out, touched the woman's



cheek. "Oops, it  looks like you have a leak in this model.  I told you



that you were trying to put too much into this one."



"That's not a  leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"



"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.



And the Lord  Answered:



They smile when they want to  scream. They sing when they want to cry.



They cry when they are happy and laugh  when they are nervous. They fight



for what  they believe in. They stand up to injustice.  They don't take



"no" for an answer when they believe  there is a better solution. They go



without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened



friend. They love  unconditionally. They cry when their children  excel and



cheer when their friends get awards.  They are happy when they hear about a



birth or a wedding. Their  hearts break when a friend dies. They are



strong when they think there is no strength left.



They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken  heart.



Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.  They'll drive, fly, walk, run



or e-mail  you to show how much they care about you.  The heart of a woman



is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They



have  compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and



friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.



HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS  THAT THEY  FORGET THEIR OWN



WORTH.



PLEASE pass this along to all your women friends  and  relatives to remind



them just how amazing  women really are!






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Title: Re: ONE FOR THE LADIES
Post by: eileen on December 23, 2004, 23:46:45
WOW!!!!

Must show this to Ian and the kids, I keep telling them I'm perfect maybe now they'll believe me!!! LOL

Eileen.
Title: Re: ONE FOR THE LADIES
Post by: Wicker on December 24, 2004, 00:00:13
If only, if only ..... ..... ;)
Title: Re: ONE FOR THE LADIES
Post by: Spurdie on December 24, 2004, 11:32:03
Oh my god My head is swelling so much I may not be able to get out the door!  8)
Title: Re: ONE FOR THE LADIES
Post by: rosebud on December 27, 2004, 21:17:00
I thought you ladies would like my christmas pressie to you how much better does it get!!! :D