I know they're lower than pond-life, but we've all wanted to do it.....
Wheel clampers call driver a 'blind moron'
Andrew Foxcroft was stunned by the insult and was then branded a 'blind' 'jumped-up inconsiderate moron' by the firm in an official statement.
The 34-year-old from West Yorkshire was clamped while visiting relatives in Southend-on-Sea, Essex on August 29.
He emailed LBS Enforcement and told them if he was not reimbursed the £500 penalty, he would take the case to county court.
LBS reply by email read: 'Go for it mate. You must be blind if you can't see the signs. In which case you should not be driving a car at all. This is someone's parking bay you bloody retard.' Mr Foxcroft said: 'I thought, ''Well that's not particularly good customer relations'' I thought: 'How can they get away with saying something like that?'
In a statement LBS staff said: 'We get some amazing individuals complaining that our 46cmx61cm red and white signs are invisible to the human eye.
'This is a typical synario (sic) that we deal with on a daily basis. What gives these jumped up selfish, inconsiderate morons the right to park on another person's private property?'
Earlier this month Mr Foxcroft got a more official response via email to say the dispute had not been accepted.
If the driver couldn't see the "46cmx61cm red and white sign, he shouldn't be driving!
" jumped up, selfish, inconsiderate moron" seems a good description!!
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