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Title: seamstess wanted
Post by: ACE on September 06, 2010, 14:44:06
My instrument to learn this year is an electric guitar. I was thinking I might get a act together and go on tour. For this I will need a better wardrobe as a pair of cord strides, sandals and a cardy don't quite fit the bill.

So is there anybody out there that could make me a purple sparkley spandex body suit. 53" chest, 42" waist, 29 inside leg. I can get a bit taller with some 4" platform boots. The hair would be long enough for a decent comb over and a strategically place matesons product would finish the effect.


Wadaya reckon ladies wouldn't it look the business.
Title: Re: seamstess wanted
Post by: 1066 on September 06, 2010, 14:50:54
Quote from: ACE on September 06, 2010, 14:44:06
Wadaya reckon ladies wouldn't it look the business.

just wondering what "business" exactly !!!!!
Title: Re: seamstess wanted
Post by: :( on September 06, 2010, 15:02:04
Bit like this?

purple spandex bodysuit (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Purple-Unisex-Lycra-Spandex-Zentai-Body-Suit-Full-Hood_W0QQitemZ280461297863QQcmdZViewItem?rvr_id=135440083955&rvr_id=135440083955&cguid=c270097711c0a0aad425b2e5fff04c48)
Title: Re: seamstess wanted
Post by: ACE on September 06, 2010, 15:21:30
I was thinking something along these lines
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:nbKpzBnUUDF8mM:http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g90/homespunmovie/SiegfriedGlamRock.jpg&t=1)

but I expect it would be more like this

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/realadam/Spandex.png)
Title: Re: seamstess wanted
Post by: Squash64 on September 06, 2010, 15:22:45
I'd like to have a go please, my instrument to learn this year is the sewing machine.

I've never made anything before, but given your perfect manly measurements it shouldn't be too much of a challenge.

So what do you think?  Do I get the job?
Title: Re: seamstess wanted
Post by: ACE on September 06, 2010, 15:33:02
Quote from: Squash64 on September 06, 2010, 15:22:45
I'd like to have a go please, my instrument to learn this year is the sewing machine.

I've never made anything before, but given your perfect manly measurements it shouldn't be too much of a challenge.

So what do you think?  Do I get the job?

The scarecrow Smith look might be in up there in the midlands and my cords and cardy would look good on him, but the sunny sarf coast ain't quite ready for him yet.

Now a rock and roll scarecrow, that would be something else.
Title: Re: seamstess wanted
Post by: :( on September 06, 2010, 15:38:44
rock and roll scarecrow (http://home.comcast.net/~k.henniger/rockandroll.html)
Title: Re: seamstess wanted
Post by: Squash64 on September 06, 2010, 15:56:15
Wish you'd let me know sooner, I've just splashed out £5 to fill the Micra up.
I'll pm you my address so you can send your cast-offs for Scarecrows Smith. Thanks.
Title: Re: seamstess wanted
Post by: shirlton on September 06, 2010, 16:07:13
Bloomin IOW foreigners callin us Brummies old fashioned.Betty why don't you give Ace Goks number. I'm sure that he would get whet he wants from him. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: seamstess wanted
Post by: ACE on September 06, 2010, 16:18:16
Quote from: Squash64 on September 06, 2010, 15:56:15
Wish you'd let me know sooner, I've just splashed out £5 to fill the Micra up.


Well you learn something everyday. I thought you had pedals in them things ;)
Title: Re: seamstess wanted
Post by: cornykev on September 06, 2010, 16:23:54
There's plenty on the net under fancy dress shops Ace, some of them even do fat git sizes, brummies are getting there these days Ace, only the other day Shirl was thinking about moving the toilet inside, what with these parky winters we've been getting.    :-*      ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: seamstess wanted
Post by: shirlton on September 06, 2010, 16:39:55
You wotch yerself Kev. ;D
Title: Re: seamstess wanted
Post by: manicscousers on September 06, 2010, 16:54:08
 ;D ;D ;D