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Title: Retired Speeder
Post by: Mushy Pea on June 09, 2010, 07:08:23
When asked by a young patrol officer "Do you know you were speeding?" an 83 year old woman talked herself out of a ticket by stating -
"Yes, but.....I had to get there before I forgot where I was going".

Makes perfect sense to me....

;D

MP
Title: Re: Retired Speeder
Post by: lorna on June 09, 2010, 07:56:02
I am beginning to know the feeling ;D ;D
Title: Re: Retired Speeder
Post by: PurpleHeather on June 09, 2010, 21:19:39
That is not a joke.

It is now a frequent event for me to say...

Don't interrupt me or I will forget what I am doing.

Friends are adopting the saying after seeing it work well for me.

I also wander aroung the house saying out loud the name of the object I am looking for. It stops me forgetting.......That is not a joke either..