Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = bootie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = biscuits
o = hiney
p = chunks
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Oh great! Just call me Lumpy Appletoes! ;D
Hmm, not sure if I like Loopy Applebuns!
Jerry
;DDINKY BUBBLE_LIPS ;D :o
Oh and I'm Fluffy Applesniffer. Much better than my maiden name - Fluffy Girdlebutt.
Loopy Wafflechunks......... ::)
Sounds like an american breakfast cereal..... ;D
bootie appletush....going to do it with everyone now.....Do you mind if I post it elsewhere Aquilega?
Help yourself Val. I was emailed it, so it's just doing the rounds!
Thanks I don't like to just do it, thought I'd check first..ta.
"Poopsie Bubblebuns" ;D Think I sound like a poodle! :) busy_lizzie
Who is Buttercup Cootietush?
Me! ;D
loopy appletush?
Bootie Bubblebrain, I am. Better than pre-marriage Bootie Bubblefanny ;D
Crusty apple-butt!
Some might say quite fitting...
I am Loopy Applesniffer ;D and proud of it.
Mind you O.H is Stinky Applesniffer ;D How DID you know????
Tootie Bananasniffer :D ;D Can't recall ever sniffing a banana ;) :D :)
Pinky WaffleChunks!
and Pinky KisserBuns before I met and married Ava! ;D Anyone want their buns kissed?
I'm Zippy Applebutt ??? I suppose it could have been worse! ;D
I am now the new and lively"loopy appletush""my husband is "Zippy Appletush nice.
What a fun idea well done. ;D
Poopsie Toiletbuns
;DI really love the names...so funny.
A few famous names: George Bush = Goober Chickenshorts (very apt!) Tony Blair = Zippy Liverlips (ew!) and David Beckham = Squeezit Girdlelips (ooh err missus! :-[)
Mine's Loopy Applebuns, but I daren't tell OH he is now 'Buttercup Girdlelips'!!!!!
;D