I visited a friend today as I usually do on a Sunday afternoon. Her partner died two & a half years ago of leukemia & they explained to their middle child who was & is football mad that the cancer cells were good & bad footballs. This week his younger brother was asking about leukemia & why did daddy have to die, he's only six. His brother slayed them all by saying daddy died because he kept conceding goals.
You couldn't make it up.
Oh bless em.