It is so unusual to get a mildly funny, but non political, non sexist, non
racist, and non doomsday message. Wanted to make your day, too, by sending
it along! We can even share this one with young grandchildren!
A THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO CHECK THAT HE IS 'ALL RIGHT'.
THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET AND EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE GRIPS ONTO TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.
HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A
WHILE..
BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MUMMY.. I JUST HAVEN'T DONE MY 'POO POO YET.."
SHE ANSWERS "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. THEN ASKS,
'BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"
BILLY REPLIES: "IT WORKS WITH TOMATO SAUCE."
Heh, gotta love child logic.
A couple of my eldest sons' words Cutieful and Flowerfly (Butterfly) :D
The potty training of my youngest is also progressing slowly, the potty is currently filled with....toy cars ::)