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Title: Forgot the Mistletoe
Post by: Froglegs on December 25, 2009, 20:02:33
Not one bloody kiss all day  :'( 
Title: Re: Forgot the Mistletoe
Post by: tonybloke on December 25, 2009, 20:22:19
 :-*
Title: Re: Forgot the Mistletoe
Post by: Froglegs on December 25, 2009, 20:28:38
 ;D
Title: Re: Forgot the Mistletoe
Post by: saddad on December 25, 2009, 20:47:36
 :-* from me too... but we don't do Mistletoe... too pagan.  ;D
Title: Re: Forgot the Mistletoe
Post by: redimp on December 25, 2009, 21:09:39
Remembered the mistletoe, forgot I was a fecking ugly barsteward!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Forgot the Mistletoe
Post by: OllieC on December 25, 2009, 21:30:20
Quote from: saddad on December 25, 2009, 20:47:36
:-* from me too... but we don't do Mistletoe... too pagan.  ;D

Haha, unlike Christmas trees...
Title: Re: Forgot the Mistletoe
Post by: saddad on December 25, 2009, 21:42:48
I put up a stubborn resistance to the tree (every year), and decorations in general... but OH insists... but I will not tolerate Mistletoe...  :-X :-X
Title: Re: Forgot the Mistletoe
Post by: redimp on December 25, 2009, 23:58:15
I don't quite know where to go with this thread.

Dive in.

Christmas Trees - very very Christian - triangle shaped - the trinity!!! - Oaks evil pagab things!! (according to legend - not me!!)

Holly - pagan - evergreen - new life.....

Title: Re: Forgot the Mistletoe
Post by: chriscross1966 on December 26, 2009, 01:51:01
Quote from: redclanger on December 25, 2009, 23:58:15


Holly - pagan - evergreen - new life.....



Operating, generating, new life, new life?
Title: Re: Forgot the Mistletoe
Post by: saddad on December 26, 2009, 10:14:53
Quote from: redclanger on December 25, 2009, 23:58:15
I don't quite know where to go with this thread.

Dive in.

Christmas Trees - very very Christian - triangle shaped - the trinity!!! - Oaks evil pagab things!! (according to legend - not me!!)

Holly - pagan - evergreen - new life.....



Not wishing to get too theological but as your standard Pine Tree is an Isosoles tirnagle it's no good for the Trinity which would have to be an equilateral triangle...  ::)
Title: Re: Forgot the Mistletoe
Post by: PurpleHeather on December 26, 2009, 10:54:04
What is wrong with mistletoe?

Christmas is the wrong date any way it was just used because it fitted with the winter solstace

http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/
Title: Re: Forgot the Mistletoe
Post by: redimp on December 26, 2009, 10:57:31
Apologies.  Do you think there is a market for a laptop that has a breathalyser attached to it so that the keyboard shuts down if you have had too much to drink. :-\
Title: Re: Forgot the Mistletoe
Post by: tonybloke on December 26, 2009, 11:04:33
another problem with the chair / keyboard interface? ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Forgot the Mistletoe
Post by: zigzig on December 26, 2009, 12:40:59
Do you think there is a market for a laptop that has a breathalyser attached to it so that the keyboard shuts down if you have had too much to drink.

Don't give the governments an excuse to invent another law we don't want or need
Title: Re: Forgot the Mistletoe
Post by: Paulines7 on December 26, 2009, 12:47:45
What!!  Drunk in charge of a laptop.   I like it.   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Forgot the Mistletoe
Post by: saddad on December 26, 2009, 13:24:09
Quote from: redclanger on December 26, 2009, 10:57:31
Apologies.  Do you think there is a market for a laptop that has a breathalyser attached to it so that the keyboard shuts down if you have had too much to drink. :-\

No apology needed Clanger... we've all been drunk in charge of a keyboard at some point...  ;D
Title: Re: Forgot the Mistletoe
Post by: manicscousers on December 26, 2009, 13:27:00
back to the kisses, froglegs, I think they're scared you'll turn into a prince  ;D
:-* :-*