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General => The Shed => Topic started by: Bugloss2009 on December 01, 2009, 09:03:13

Title: Tip Of A Flat Belly
Post by: Bugloss2009 on December 01, 2009, 09:03:13
OK someone must have clicked in the link for this rubbish

what's the 1 weird old tip?
Title: Re: Tip Of A Flat Belly
Post by: InfraDig on December 01, 2009, 09:07:39
Send money.  It's actually your wallet that gets thinner.
Title: Re: Tip Of A Flat Belly
Post by: Poppy Mole on December 01, 2009, 09:24:38
Don't let the belly get fat to start with.
Wish i'd known that 50 years ago!
Title: Re: Tip Of A Flat Belly
Post by: Psi (Pronounced 'Si'!) on December 01, 2009, 10:09:08
it's hilarious an industry exists selling diets isnt it!

One tip - burn off more calories than you put in, simple!
;D
Title: Re: Tip Of A Flat Belly
Post by: OllieC on December 01, 2009, 10:30:06
There is no tip of a flat belly - flat things don't have tips, they have flatness.
Title: Re: Tip Of A Flat Belly
Post by: asbean on December 01, 2009, 10:46:21
The earth was flat once, wasn't it?  Or is it still?
Title: Re: Tip Of A Flat Belly
Post by: 1066 on December 03, 2009, 15:01:06
Quote from: OllieC on December 01, 2009, 10:30:06
There is no tip of a flat belly -

Unless you have a sticky out belly button  ::)  :P  ;D
Title: Re: Tip Of A Flat Belly
Post by: OllieC on December 03, 2009, 15:14:48
Quote from: 1066 on December 03, 2009, 15:01:06
Quote from: OllieC on December 01, 2009, 10:30:06
There is no tip of a flat belly -

Unless you have a sticky out belly button  ::)  :P  ;D

I would hope that there are no "outies" on here, wretched people... coming over here with their bloody stupid ideas about sticky-outies, taking our houses, occupying hospital beds, making a mockery of our traditional "innie" culture...  It's pc gone mad... :P
Title: Re: Tip Of A Flat Belly
Post by: 1066 on December 03, 2009, 15:20:44
 ;D  ;D  ;D

ah but are sticky outies an endangered culture / species that should be protected and celebrated  :P  If so that's my brother we're talking about  ;D In which case definitely not!