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Title: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
Post by: Psi (Pronounced 'Si'!) on October 12, 2009, 16:22:02

Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?

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Post by: Baccy Man on October 12, 2009, 16:25:46

Did he pull a mussel by any chance?

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Post by: ceres on October 12, 2009, 16:27:58

:D :D

They're obviously not working you hard enough Psi! ;)

Title: Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
Post by: Psi (Pronounced 'Si'!) on October 12, 2009, 16:40:17

arf, he did indeed!

I'll cut the bad jokes and spare you good people!

Psi

Title: Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
Post by: Emagggie on October 12, 2009, 17:55:21

More more more!! I love silly jokes. ;D ;D

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Post by: cornykev on October 12, 2009, 21:00:09

Couple of weeks later he found out he had crabs. :-X ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Borlotti on October 12, 2009, 21:04:31

Sounds a bit fishy to me.

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Post by: Psi (Pronounced 'Si'!) on October 12, 2009, 21:50:34

I dont want to karp on about it...

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Post by: Emagggie on October 12, 2009, 23:29:30

Thank Cod for that.

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Post by: ceres on October 13, 2009, 01:19:25

There's a plaice for jokes.

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Post by: ceres on October 13, 2009, 01:21:31

Can you speak up a bit, my herring's not so good.

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Post by: ceres on October 13, 2009, 01:27:06

Stop pouting, it doesn't suit you.

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Post by: ceres on October 13, 2009, 01:27:59

You're dribbling, do you need a bib?

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Post by: ceres on October 13, 2009, 01:29:23

Should I declare my advantage as a scuba diver and marine biologist ;D

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Post by: PurpleHeather on October 13, 2009, 08:02:29

Quote from: ceres on October 13, 2009, 01:29:23
Should I declare my advantage as a scuba diver and marine biologist ;D

Only if you can play a bass underwater

Title: Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
Post by: small on October 13, 2009, 08:37:24

This is like a bad bream, I'll wake up soon.

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Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on October 13, 2009, 08:53:14

what a load of pollocks

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Post by: OllieC on October 13, 2009, 08:58:03

Jokes like this are so shellfish...

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Post by: reddyreddy on October 13, 2009, 10:18:03

Ollie, don't be such a snapper! ;)

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Post by: Paulines7 on October 13, 2009, 10:21:51

Did the prawn say to the mussel "Come up and see my urchins"?

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Post by: SamLouise on October 13, 2009, 10:42:53

Quote from: PurpleHeather on October 13, 2009, 08:02:29
Only if you can play a bass underwater

I'll name that tuna in one.

Title: Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on October 13, 2009, 12:09:40

it was carp! Six Squid to get in and they wouldn't play any Tina Tuna (or sole music or Walter Trout or Catfish Keith....

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Post by: Emagggie on October 13, 2009, 12:28:44

Wasn't brill then...anyone there with a mullet?

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Post by: Psi (Pronounced 'Si'!) on October 13, 2009, 14:57:55

i think the whiting is on the wall for this joke!

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Post by: . on October 13, 2009, 15:07:45

Conger !

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Post by: saddad on October 13, 2009, 15:21:13

'eel come back with another fishy comment... :-X

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Post by: Borlotti on October 13, 2009, 17:09:07

I thought I was a dab hand but I am floundering a bit here. But do see a brill ray of sunshine.

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Post by: Trevor_D on October 13, 2009, 17:17:24

I think this whole thread's a red herring....

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Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on October 13, 2009, 17:20:19

well i've had enough! I just got chatted up by some gay bloke from Lisbon :o Might have been a Portuguese Man o' War, but I couldn't see his uniform in the dark...... ;D

thanks to Julian and Sandy

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Post by: Ben Doowne on October 13, 2009, 17:58:18

Apparently the prawn and mussel had a whale of a time !

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Post by: cornykev on October 13, 2009, 18:19:07

This is funny I'm Bream ing from ear to ear.
Ben Doowne, is Phil Mcavity joining us later.
;D ;D ;D

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Post by: shirlton on October 13, 2009, 18:22:25

shurrup Prawny Kev

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Post by: saddad on October 13, 2009, 18:25:08

That could be a real "cocktail" :-X

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Post by: cornykev on October 13, 2009, 18:29:50

Do you know any Cocktails Saddad. :o ;) ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on October 13, 2009, 18:55:37

what was that? sorry I just got distracted when that scampilly clad girl walked by.......

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Post by: Ninnyscrops. on October 13, 2009, 19:51:00

You're all a grouper nuts..........

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Post by: Chrispy on October 13, 2009, 20:04:45

Got any more? come on folks, don't be koi.

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Post by: Chrispy on October 13, 2009, 20:07:21

I'll try and think of a betta one.

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Post by: Ninnyscrops. on October 13, 2009, 20:17:14

Quote from: conthehill on October 13, 2009, 20:07:21
I'll try and think of a betta one.

Morays the merrier

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Post by: 70fingers on October 13, 2009, 20:34:58

Have I haddock go yet?

(dont worry I will get my coat now)

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Post by: Eristic on October 13, 2009, 20:52:34

Have you all been testing the Sloe gin? The entire site seems to be pickled tonight.

Title: Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on October 13, 2009, 20:57:14

ello darlin - was your mother a thief? cus she took the starfishes out of the sea, and put them in you eyes

i feel sick, seasick obviously

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Post by: Ninnyscrops. on October 13, 2009, 21:01:16

Is someone going to banner the thread then? ;)

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Post by: small on October 13, 2009, 21:20:44

"ello darlin'", Rhubarbthrasher? ello marlin, surely.

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Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on October 13, 2009, 21:23:18

drat! I'm about punned out. Actually i'm still thinking about women clad in scampi

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Post by: OllieC on October 13, 2009, 21:27:28

How many fish do you get in a pair of tights?

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Post by: Chrispy on October 13, 2009, 21:32:52

Two soles, two eels and there are children reading the forum

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Post by: saddad on October 13, 2009, 21:42:01

So codpieces don't get a mention then... :-X

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Post by: . on October 13, 2009, 22:14:31

Not in front of the younger gulls and bass

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Post by: Slug_killer on October 14, 2009, 02:54:22

Quote from: Rhubarb Thrasher on October 13, 2009, 20:57:14
ello darlin - was your mother a thief? cus she took the starfishes out of the sea, and put them in you eyes

i feel sick, seasick obviously

Anyone see Seasick Steve on Later, earlier this evening ? He certainly bangs out some stonking Mississippi Blues/Sole tunas

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Post by: Froglegs on October 14, 2009, 08:52:59

Quote from: Paulines7 on October 13, 2009, 10:21:51
Did the prawn say to the mussel "Come up and see my urchins"?

And for a couple a squid ya get to see mi cockles

Title: Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
Post by: saddad on October 14, 2009, 09:04:45

After that I'm going to have to Whelk out as I have to be in town at 9:30... :)

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Post by: Froglegs on October 14, 2009, 09:17:51

If ya pass a barbers Sadds ya could allways get ya mullet cut ;D

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Post by: SamLouise on October 14, 2009, 09:20:33

Quote from: saddad on October 14, 2009, 09:04:45
After that I'm going to have to Whelk out as I have to be in town at 9:30... :)

Will you be travelling on your motorpike?

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Post by: Emagggie on October 14, 2009, 09:26:04

Nah! he'll be going on his skates.

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Post by: Psi (Pronounced 'Si'!) on October 14, 2009, 10:56:00

getting hungry already. I must be a total 'bloater'. Arf.

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Post by: saddad on October 14, 2009, 10:57:42

Less of the "Stick,I'll be,back".... :)

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Post by: Psi (Pronounced 'Si'!) on October 14, 2009, 11:01:02

Saddad, you are clearly 'hooked' on this topic!

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Post by: saddad on October 14, 2009, 11:03:42

Hooked, line and sinker... ;D

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Post by: tonybloke on October 14, 2009, 11:10:21

Quote from: SamLouise on October 14, 2009, 09:20:33
Quote from: saddad on October 14, 2009, 09:04:45
After that I'm going to have to Whelk out as I have to be in town at 9:30... :)

Will you be travelling on your motorpike?

or sitting in the side-carp?

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Post by: saddad on October 14, 2009, 11:12:56

I suppose I could have taken the (b)huss... :-X

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Post by: tonybloke on October 14, 2009, 11:16:34

this is geting eely silly

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Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on October 14, 2009, 11:18:44

Blimey! woke up this morning after sleeping in an Alley, but i'm OK now.......Bit green around the gills though, need the hair of a dogfish

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Post by: Froglegs on October 14, 2009, 11:26:34

Quote from: tonybloke on October 14, 2009, 11:16:34
this is geting eely silly

well if ya will take the bait

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Post by: saddad on October 14, 2009, 11:38:23

Definitely "trawling" now... don't know what bottom feeders we will turn up... :-X

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Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on October 14, 2009, 11:51:49

the only good thing about this thread is that nobody's been stupid enough to start with fishy themed songs......the list is endless, but the quality drops off pretty sharpish ;D

Salmon Chanted Evening

oops

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Post by: Ben Doowne on October 14, 2009, 11:54:49

Quote from: cornykev on October 13, 2009, 18:19:07
Ben Doowne, is Phil Mcavity joining us later.

McCavity was busy so, as we are on a watery subject, McBarrymore will be joining us :o

Title: Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
Post by: Paulines7 on October 14, 2009, 15:44:58

Now let me get on my perch and tell you a dory...........Did you know there are fish called "aholeholes", otherwise known as "Flagtails"?

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Post by: cornykev on October 14, 2009, 17:40:47

Barrymores the only bloke I know with a salt water swimming pool. :o :o :o

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Post by: cornykev on October 14, 2009, 17:42:11

How much is that Dogfish in the window. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: . on October 14, 2009, 17:48:54

When fish goes bad.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMWFqFJoF5w

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Post by: Jayb on October 14, 2009, 17:52:40

Loving this thread, its krill :D

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Post by: saddad on October 14, 2009, 18:38:44

You're just (white) baiting us now... :-X

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Post by: cornykev on October 14, 2009, 19:32:49

Get back on your Perch Saddad. ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on October 14, 2009, 20:04:02

i'm stopping in tonight. See if there's anything on the Prawn Channel - ooh Fishnet Fantasies III - my favourite

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Post by: cornykev on October 14, 2009, 21:03:27

I might call it a night, I'm feeling pretty tired I might go for a kip per. ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
Post by: PurpleHeather on October 15, 2009, 10:27:05

I thought that I would skate in to sea how the line was flowing and fin d that it has flounder ed

The sturgeon cured the kipper so might kelp out.

Or if it is a cash flow problem a visit to the prawn broker with my gold-fish or try a loan shark.

I'll just reed the latest Salmon Rushdie.

Title: Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
Post by: SamLouise on October 15, 2009, 10:39:51

There are some members missing from this thread. I think the squidnappers might have got them!! :o

Title: Re: Did you hear about the prawn that went to the night club?
Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on October 15, 2009, 11:23:04

the club's just been raided by the Police! They think it's being used for Immoral Porpoises!

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