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Title: And WW3 Broke Out
Post by: davyw1 on August 07, 2009, 21:58:52
Down the allotment.
I was digging out some spuds when a few friends paid a visit for coffee so we , and the long haired general  were having a chat when we joined by another whom her indoors is not very fond of because of his attitude toward women (MSP).
One of the lads, Tom picked up a couple of very small spuds and asked can you remember what our dads used to call these, Pig potatoes was the reply because they were that small they got fed to the pigs cos you could not be bothered to peel them.
Not waisted now as we have electric potato peelers. said another
Then the one who the wife dislikes spoke up and said,

" What do you want a potato peeler for you got a wife haven't you "
all went silent for a moment,
after that moment of silence was when the war broke out.
Title: Re: And WW3 Broke Out
Post by: saddad on August 07, 2009, 22:14:08
 :o   ;D
Title: Re: And WW3 Broke Out
Post by: lushy86 on August 07, 2009, 22:15:52
Shocking  :o

Hope he got what he deserved!  >:(
Title: Re: And WW3 Broke Out
Post by: debster on August 07, 2009, 22:20:00
my nan used to call the tiny little spuds little buggas, cos she said they were little buggas to peel lol
Title: Re: And WW3 Broke Out
Post by: lushy86 on August 07, 2009, 22:29:53
 ;D  ;D debster
Title: Re: And WW3 Broke Out
Post by: tonybloke on August 08, 2009, 19:21:07
i take it that this ar*e hole ain't married?
Title: Re: And WW3 Broke Out
Post by: cornykev on August 08, 2009, 20:31:56
I think he is married, but his wife was home doing the dishes.    :-X         :-*      ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: And WW3 Broke Out
Post by: Arthur Fallowfield on August 08, 2009, 21:40:33
Quote from: cornykev on August 08, 2009, 20:31:56
I think he is married, but his wife was home doing the dishes.    :-X         :-*      ;D ;D ;D

At least that's what he thinks! 8)
Title: Re: And WW3 Broke Out
Post by: Mullein on August 08, 2009, 22:04:54
I take it MSP doesn't mean Member of the Scottish Parliament??? Or does it...
;D