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Title: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: OllieC on March 30, 2009, 08:49:53
The mrs went back to work today after a year's maternity leave (yes, Thurston is one year old next week)... and it's just not worth me going to work (for a start, 2 children in nursery for a day is £110).

So far Annabelle's still asleep & I'm sitting watching Thurston slide around the floor like a (rather grumpy) circus seal.

This is easy! Now let's see if we make it to the end of the week with all 3 of us unscathed!
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: mummybunny on March 30, 2009, 09:21:29
QuoteI'm sitting watching Thurston slide around the floor like a (rather grumpy) circus seal


Love it don't kids just make you laugh  ;D  ;D


I'm sure your all be fine  ::). Don't let your guard down as soon as you say its easy the poop hits the fan  ;D

Good luck  ;D ;D ;D

Lucy
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: caroline7758 on March 30, 2009, 09:26:09
I presume you know that you can claim up to 80% of your childcare costs through tax credits?
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: OllieC on March 30, 2009, 09:37:37
Quote from: caroline7758 on March 30, 2009, 09:26:09
I presume you know that you can claim up to 80% of your childcare costs through tax credits?

Really? No, I didn't... is it means tested?
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: saddad on March 30, 2009, 10:15:41
Probably, the system isn't designed to support "working" families despite what they say.....
I remember when OH went back to work after the second it cost half of her wages in Nursery fees (there were no tax credits then!) It was over £600 pcm.

I shall soon be in a similar position, although my children are now 19 and 16 (in April)...
:-\
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: littlebabybird on March 30, 2009, 10:16:26
Ollie check it out here

https://www.taxcredits.inlandrevenue.gov.uk/Qualify/DIQHousehold.aspx

lbb
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: Old bird on March 30, 2009, 10:19:28
Sounds like a good life to me!

Ollie enjoy it!  I hadn't seen you posting recently and thought that you had "vanished"!!

How are the chickens doing?

Enjoy your life of "leisure" I would so like to be in your position!!!

Old Bird

;D
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: Deb P on March 30, 2009, 10:25:17
Ollie, I honestly wish you well, personally I wouldn't do that again for love nor money!  ;D

I found having babies the easy bit in comparison, the post natal bit drove me potty and I confess I was relieved to go back to work after a few months! Of course now they are older they give us new challenges......I could be a housewife (well, lottie wife) now and be quite happy!  ::)
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: saddad on March 30, 2009, 10:26:42
Are you coming down today? Not seen you over the weekend Deb...  :)
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: Deb P on March 30, 2009, 10:41:01
Quote from: saddad on March 30, 2009, 10:26:42
Are you coming down today? Not seen you over the weekend Deb...  :)

Been in London, pm'd you.... ;)
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: caroline7758 on March 30, 2009, 10:42:18
Quote from: OllieC on March 30, 2009, 09:37:37
Quote from: caroline7758 on March 30, 2009, 09:26:09
I presume you know that you can claim up to 80% of your childcare costs through tax credits?

Really? No, I didn't... is it means tested?

Yes, and it's usually assessed on your previous year's income. Look at the site mentioned above or get your local CAB to do a calculation for you.
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: veggamite on March 30, 2009, 11:01:25
It will be Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women next  ;D  Don't let these mothers tell you it is hard and stressful.  Its great.  Stick a bit of washing in and have a coffee.  Enjoy it.  Its the best time with your children ever when they are little.  Much better than nursery.  Glad you are managing to arrange you life to do this important thing for THEM. 
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: katynewbie on March 30, 2009, 18:25:04
 :o

EEEEK! Ollie, don't do it...daytime telly I mean, that way madness lies!

Best wishes with it all, now stop reading and get on with it, those nappies don't change themselves you know!

;)
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: cornykev on March 30, 2009, 21:17:28
Ollie how hard can it be, a couple of nappies, a drop of telly, bake a cake, bish bosh bobs yer uncle.  :-*      ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: Twoflower on March 30, 2009, 21:27:12
my youngest is 2 1/2 and a great help on the allotment. She has finally  given up eating soil and is a dab hand at planting potatoes now ;D ;D
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: saddad on March 30, 2009, 21:35:03
Got over the gravel fetish as well?
  ???
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: debster on March 30, 2009, 21:36:09
a pregnant colleague at work today told me her husband asked her what she was going to do all day when the baby is born cos
a) she is used to working long hours
b) babies sleep twenty hours a day  :o ;D

he is serious lol
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: Twoflower on March 30, 2009, 21:38:12
Quote from: saddad on March 30, 2009, 21:35:03
Got over the gravel fetish as well?
  ???

      have you met my youngest??? :)
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: saddad on March 30, 2009, 21:39:21
All small children go through it... Twoflower..

He's in for a rude awakening then Debster, several time each night at the very least...  ;D
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: Twoflower on March 30, 2009, 21:39:25
Quote from: debster on March 30, 2009, 21:36:09
a pregnant colleague at work today told me her husband asked her what she was going to do all day when the baby is born cos
a) she is used to working long hours
b) babies sleep twenty hours a day  :o ;D

he is serious lol

 If this is his first baby he'll learn ;D
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: saddad on March 30, 2009, 21:40:26
It has to be the first or he wouldn't be saying such stupid things...  :-X
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: Twoflower on March 30, 2009, 21:41:46
Quote from: saddad on March 30, 2009, 21:39:21
All small children go through it... Twoflower..

 No for the other two it was snails, and woodlice!! ???
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: saddad on March 30, 2009, 21:42:25
 ;D did they try to eat them as well?
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: Twoflower on March 30, 2009, 21:50:20
  I think finding my eldest child with a squashed snail  and green around her mouth the only thing she did that made me feel sick ;D
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: asbean on March 30, 2009, 21:54:30
Gosh!!! I remember eating woodlice  :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: littlebabybird on March 30, 2009, 22:01:35
Sorry Ollie meant to say this this morning,

having seen you at home with your children, I cant  think of any one better to be at home with your
children
your going to do a very worthwhile job and be great at it.


lbb
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: debster on March 30, 2009, 22:11:40
yep its his first child,
and Ollie there is always someone on here to help you through the day ;D
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: OllieC on March 31, 2009, 08:01:06
This time last week I was just getting into Waterloo, having stood up on a crowded, dirty train for  40 minutes and paid £20 for the privilege. Then the mad sprint for the "drain" to Bank (another armpit/arse in face experience), finished with a half run, half limp across to the other side of the city. I would then spend all day getting abuse on the phone for things that other people have or haven't done, before doing the whole thing in reverse.

Today I'm watching Thurston play with a pumpkin, Annabelle's still asleep and I'm sipping on a nice cup of tea, trying to work out what that empty feeling is in my stomach... it's a lack of angst!

Hmmm, which one is best...
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: saddad on March 31, 2009, 08:04:29
Enjoy!  ;D
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: Twoflower on March 31, 2009, 08:08:16
This is the best bit of the year as well. We will be going to see the ducks later on, plant some seeds. It easy to keep them amused, lots oning on :)
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: asbean on March 31, 2009, 09:52:03
Last September my son aged 42 decided to leave his job of 20 years and go back to uni fulltime.  The lifting of the stress was almost immediate, and he is almost human again.  :) :) :)  I know what you mean about the trains, what a nightmare, and to take all the abuse as well.

You'll get used to the different pace, and you've got the best job in the world - your children and their generation are the future of this country, a parent is 100% better than a nursery if it's possible.

Just don't turn on the TV - daytime TV is CR@P - take them the the allotment instead,
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: SteveJ on April 01, 2009, 15:59:46
Made me think of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1TTXdsCtvw
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: OllieC on April 01, 2009, 16:41:39
Good tune, Steve! I looked up from it to see Thurston munching on a bit of sellotape... still, more vitamins than McD's!

Asbean, we're going 'round your gaff tomorrow, get the kettle on!

Actually, I think we might go fishing tomorrow, does anyone know if there's any Mackerel around the South coast yet?
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: Barnowl on April 01, 2009, 17:31:33
Quote from: SteveJ on April 01, 2009, 15:59:46
Made me think of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1TTXdsCtvw

that made me think of this  :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXOZrmupEf8&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXOZrmupEf8&NR=1)
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: littlebabybird on April 01, 2009, 18:03:16
Ollie there are deffinately mackerel off brighton and off southsea already but it is a little early

are you using feathers or spinning?

where would you be going?

lbb
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: OllieC on April 01, 2009, 18:44:23
Quote from: littlebabybird on April 01, 2009, 18:03:16
Ollie there are deffinately mackerel off brighton and off southsea already but it is a little early

are you using feathers or spinning?

where would you be going?

lbb

I reckoned off the end of the pier at Newhaven, using feathers or a shrimp rig. Annabelle is desperate to "dead a fish"! Fancy joining us?
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: asbean on April 01, 2009, 18:50:13
We got some mackerel from the farmers market the other weekend - they catch off southsea
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: littlebabybird on April 01, 2009, 20:02:11
Quote from: OllieC on April 01, 2009, 18:44:23
Quote from: littlebabybird on April 01, 2009, 18:03:16
Ollie there are deffinately mackerel off brighton and off southsea already but it is a little early

are you using feathers or spinning?

where would you be going?

lbb

I reckoned off the end of the pier at Newhaven, using feathers or a shrimp rig. Annabelle is desperate to "dead a fish"! Fancy joining us?

Oh  Ollie I wish,

lbb
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: Paulines7 on April 02, 2009, 12:01:00
Ollie, I hope you enjoy being a house husband.  My friend's son has been one for 6 years now and it really works out well.  Having seen you with the children at Wisley I know your children will be well looked after. 

I hope your caught mackerell fishing is successful.  We are off to Cornwall next week and my son has asked if I would take my grandson fishing.  It's something I haven't done for years.   We have carp lakes on the farm where we are all staying but I wouldn't know the first thing about catching them let alone eating them.  My fishing experience has mainly been at the coast so hopefully we will be able to have a go at catching mackerell.  At least I know what they taste like.   ;D

Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: ACE on April 02, 2009, 15:17:38
Quote from: asbean on April 01, 2009, 18:50:13
We got some mackerel from the farmers market the other weekend - they catch off southsea

Yeh! and my knobs a kipper. I spend a lot of time out in my boat sea fishing. I would not expect to see mackeral in numbers for a least another 6 weeks in the solent.
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: littlebabybird on April 02, 2009, 15:57:30
Ace trust me there are deffinately mackerel off brighton and off southsea at the moment.

I know its early but tell them that


lbb
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: cornykev on April 02, 2009, 20:23:08
Do they swim in their leather caps.  :P       ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Today I became a house husband...
Post by: OllieC on April 03, 2009, 21:34:15
We didn't go in the end... I reckon we'll have 20 mins at the most (Annabelle inherited my attention span!), you know what it's like when you're bringing in 3 or 4 fish off each cast... well, even if some are about, it's not like that yet so I decided to give it a few more weeks.