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I think we did something like this last year and I've been asked by someone if I'd mind kicking it off again this year.

So come on posters old and new, here's your chance to let your hair down and have a bit of fun. 

The juke box is loaded with your favourite tunes, there's food and drink to suit every taste and best of all no-one will know if you make a fool of yourself.   

So let's dance on the tables, play a few games and make merry.  Fancy dress is optional.

Cheers everyone.   ;D

G x

(Dressed in a ballgown and high heeled sparkly wellies and already on her second glass of bubbly.  ;))

 

Lovely, just what the doctor ordered...so long as you watch my sore finger when we are grooving on the dance floor.

I'm on my third glass of mulled wine and feeling rather merry and there is a definate glow to my cheeks.   :o

Can I request dancing Queen on the juke box please. ;D

Quote from: EJ - Emma Jane on December 20, 2008, 18:36:10

Can I request dancing Queen on the juke box please. ;D

Of course (she said through gritted teeth) it's next up.  But I must just pop to the kitchen to see if the next batch of cheese straws are ready.  Reckon I'll be about five minutes!   ;)  ;D

G x

PS Sorry to hear about your finger.

Hi girls did someone say party, Georgie stick a bit of culture club on the juke box, EJ get us another Stella theres a good girl, I've got my leopard skin thong  :o and matching wellies on, right which of you two lovelies is having the pleasure of the first dance.  :P    ;D ;D ;D

I was at a loose end tonight, but as Kev has started 'dad dancing' I will give it a miss until he passes out.

Got me sequins on and the heels.

Been down the firestation to invite a few lads,luv men in uniform.

Opened a few bottles ,just looking for me come on Eileen CD

Happy christmas everybody ;D

 ;D ;D ;D :o

Yaaaay! Love a party! Blimey kev...you look amazing, someone get me a large drink and let's have some Slade on, it IS Christmas!

Georgie put on some more ABBA I do like ABBA, EJ get us another Stella, Bet, Katy its no use fighting you'll both get a dance with me now come on one at a time.  ;D ;D ;D

I,ll have ya first ;D

Sorry I've been so long.  There was a problem with the hot tub (too many folk in it at once - you know who you are), then the bloke with the non-scary fireworks arrived and wanted to know where to put his large rocket and to cap it all Betula got her stiletto heel stuck in the wood panelling high kicking to come on eileen but that's all sorted now. 

Can someone lend Kev a coat or a blanket or summat as he looks a bit blue to me.  Oh and I wouldn't mind another glass of bubbly.  Then we can start the party games.   :)

G x

Can we play semi-nude twister, can we, can we, please you did promise Georgie please.  :P   ;D ;D ;D    :-*

 ::)

Will someone get the cold box in the hall? I have rustled up a few things to nibble, most are recipes from my hero, Letitia Cropley. Some of you may have seen her in The Vicar of Dibley?

There are chocolate spread sarnies (with a hint of taramasalata) and a few savoury munchies. Mint and escargot dip, a herb bread with nettles, lemon balm and a touch of squid ink...

I am sure they will all go down a treat!

;)

Any drumsticks in comfrey sauce.  :P    ;D ;D ;D

Whats happened to good old sausage rolls :)?

Who threw that stuffed olive?

G x

Sorry I'm late folks - had a disaster with my home made rollmop quiche and had to nip to Iceland for some snacks. Now, I'm not usually a fan of chilled party food but I must say my nibbles are outstanding.

Anyone seen my glass? - well, fill it up then and off we go!!!

am i too late? ace i want first dance x

Is the party over already  ??   

 :-X

Just picking stuffed olives out of my hair...

Can we have Tiger Feet on the juke box now please?

;)

sorry I am late, had to let fireman out of lottie shed, but as you can all see, he was worth the wait!
Off to drink peapod wine..........................................

Firemen ?  Did someone mention Firemen ??   :)

ahem...........I MAY have! ;D Got this chap see, who fitted me windows, who was scrummy, then found out he was a fireman! Well had to lock him in me shed didn't I?
He is handy for watering in the summer!

U only got one ?   

Thats okay, I spend a lot of time with a whole group of them.

And....my OH has a fire engine !

Drinks anyone ?

Kev, I've got your stella here.  My, that thong is rather skimpy isn't it.  :o

I think it is about time for something croony on the ole juke box....something Christmassy by Dean Martin or Bing.....

Just off for a sloe gin. 

nock nock,
Can anyone give me a hand with this barrel of homebrew.
hang on, I'll be back in a minute left me Truncheon in the taxi ;D

I've just arrived, done myself up doggy and all of you have fallen asleep on the floor or the sofa.  What a shambles.  Still, it seems I have got the nibbles all to myself. 

Someone has left a bottle of Baileys on the kitchen worktop....that should do for a starters.   Glug, glug, glug, glug....oooh, it goes down well.  I think I will wake everyone up by putting on a number from the Duke Box.  Now which one shall I pick........this one I think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS2Fve72AZg&feature=related

More Baileys... I am slipping into a stupor now and feeling content and relaxed, find myself closing my eyes and dreaming, dreaming, dreaming.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Took me a while but finally found where you are all at.

Dont know whats been happening but I think somebody should open a window or two  ;D

Ive brought some more nibbles and drinks.......and some music too....enjoy

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tAuXyRiYFq0

Oooops, just fallen out of the pantry....been playing sardines with those firmen.  Amazing hoses some of them.  :P

Anyhow, been working up a thirst....a glass of this anyone?

That looks lovely.............. do you think it counts as one of the ' five a day ' ?

Definately.  I've got some parsnip wine hanging around somewhere...that will be another one.  Now where did I put that....



wanders off....drunkenly....

Hmmmm Parsnip..................  I think I will just stick with the Strawberry, dont want to go mixing my drinks  ;)

Hope you find the............ whatever it was you put down ... LOL

 :'( :-[ :o 8)

Bleeeeuuuughhh. What happened? Where am I? Who put this awful pink drink in my hand? Is it breakfast?

I don't feel very well....

:-X

Serves you right the lot of you if you're hung over ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) 

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Well Kev woke up this morning with the filthiest hangover and no recollection of the night before. Slowly opening his eyes, he sees a bottle of aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside table.
He looks around the room to find his clothes are on the dresser, neatly folded, with a clean shirt on top. The bedroom is immaculate. On the bedside table is a note, which says, "Darling, your breakfast is in the kitchen. I love you."
Downstairs, he finds his favourite cereal, croissants, fresh juice and freshly made tea laid out waiting for him, along with the morning paper - and his 15-year-old son, who is finishing his own breakfast.
"Tell me, son," he asks, "what happened last night?"
"Well," says the boy, "you came home so blind drunk you didn't even know your own name. You nearly broke the door down, then you were sick in the hallway, then you knocked the furniture over and when Mum tried to calm you down, you thought she was the police, so you gave her a black eye."
"Christ!" says the man. "Then how come my clothes are all folded, the house is tidy and my breakfast is ready?"
"When Mum dragged you into the bedroom and tried to get your trousers off to put you into bed, you shouted at her, 'Get your filthy hands off me, you wh0re, I'm married!'"

 ::)

Loathe as I am to doubt you Ace, but are you sure you are talking about OUR Kev?!

Anyone seen Georgie? I am sure I need to apologise, not sure what for, but I probably do...

:-\

Quote from: katynewbie on December 21, 2008, 15:22:08
::)

Loathe as I am to doubt you Ace, but are you sure you are talking about OUR Kev?!

Anyone seen Georgie? I am sure I need to apologise, not sure what for, but I probably do...

:-\

Here I am.  ;D  Sorry I've been gardening as for once it's dry and not too cold.

Apologise?  For what?  What have I missed?   ;) 

Anyway I've got some more supplies in and I'm about to organise a search party for Corny.  I haven't seen him since the Okey Cokey last nite - I just hope he isn't premanently damaged after vigorously shaking it all about.   8)

G x

 :-\

I think my mint and escargot dip may have been responsible for the doormat incident, some folks' palates are not as developed as others and hence the erm...
technicolour yawn, not mine, I hasten to add  :-[

Sorry Georgie!

P.S. Have you looked in the Hot Tub for Kev? Last seen, he was chatting up a small yellow plastic duck!

Oh dear this party seems to have fizzled out.  And just when I was about to start a pass the parcel with a surprise in every layer.   ;)  ;D

G x

You looking for Cornykev?  I found him locked in the garden shed in the early hours.  He was so cold so I whisked him off to my home to get him warmed up.  I've still got him there at the moment but his feet are like ice so I won't let him go until the morning. 

I will be over to see you in the evening Georgie.  Save your pass the parcel until then.  We need to get some more booze in as the parsnip and strawberry wines have all disappeared.  I drunk a whole bottle of Baileys too so will bring another bottle over with me later.  I have also got some sloe gin but it doesn't stay around for long. 

Do you think EJ could bring the firemen along again?  They certainly added spark to the party.

typical i missed the party i am sat here in a puddle of flat beer (at least i hope its beer) there are one or two casualties lying in a heap on the sofa, in my best nursing capacity i have checked they are fine and covered them with a blanket, they have olives in their hair and one is dribbling, i can just see a sequined thong poking out, the cheese straws are stale and the quiche stinks but i found one or two peanuts that are remotely edible, oh well ill shuffle me feet to the pogues and kirsty macoll hope you all had a good night  ;D

I'm still on the M25 how do ya bloody get off it,been round that many times now..I'm dizzy.

Sorry, I ended up drinking far to much with Doris Pinks and those firemen and have only just woken up.  Cor, what a night!  Anyhow, time for some Christmas songs on the jukebox I think.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JvkqmTbZfo

And the table needs restocking....

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BLOODY HELL  :o  what the f##k went on last night I think EJ slipped something in my drink, one minute the girls were fighting to dance with me, next the fireman arrived and I was yesterdays news, I remember being bundled into Georgie's shed and coming over all dizzy and fell into the wheelbarrow and went to sleep, then I was awoken and a hessian bag was put over my head thrown into the boot of a car and driven away at high speed, it was so cramped in there I could hardly move and my thong was riding right up my arse  :o but I couldn't move to adjust myself, finally after it seemed a life time I was released from the boot, still hooded I was frog marched up a cobble path, my feet were killing my as my wellies had been removed, I bearly had time to extract the thong string from my arse when we arrived at the front door, again I was bundled in and locked in the attic, my feet were freezing but I managed to make some boots from the hessian sack I found an old grow bag kicked some holes in it put my legs through the holes and pulled it up like a big nappy, I found an old woolly jumper with a golly wog on the front, I climbed down a drain pipe and made my getaway jumped on the back of a tractor and jumped out at a railway station and made my way back to London, the only clues of my whereabouts was I gather I was somewhere in Wiltshire and the only other clue was I remember there being a purple slipper in the hallway, as I was bundled in my hessian hood had partly come off and I remember seeing this slipper..............



Anyway same again next week girls.  :P       ;D ;D ;D

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Anyway same again next week girls.  :P       ;D ;D ;D
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Where's your stamina, man?  How about tonight?   ;D  ;)  :-*

G x

Er...just wondering...was it the Blur or the Meatloaf that sent everyone to bed?  ???  ;)  ;D

G x

I can't remember Georgie, it's all a bit of a haze. 

By the way, I went to wake Cornykev up this morning but he had gone...... then I saw his post on here.  My slipper was a dead give away but it was strange he didn't see or hear my dog.

No party tonight Georgie?

Quote from: Paulines7 on December 22, 2008, 23:14:18
I can't remember Georgie, it's all a bit of a haze. 

By the way, I went to wake Cornykev up this morning but he had gone...... then I saw his post on here.  My slipper was a dead give away but it was strange he didn't see or hear my dog.

No party tonight Georgie?

Looks like it's just you and me gal.  Let's dance around our handbags or on the tables - choice is yours.   ;D

G x

That was a good party last night Georgie but where was everyone else?

Clearly they can't keep us with us, Pauline.   ;)

Same again this evening?    ;D

G x

And me.With the firemen of course. ;D

Sorry I couldn't make it....was on hot toddy duty as the old man is so full of cold, I have never seen him so poorly....for just a moment, I was actually sympathetic...didn't last long though.  ;D

I have made a fresh batch of celeriac and jerusalem fartichoke soup and fritters so we should all be really musical later when singing along with Noddy Holder.  ;D

I've got some onion and brussel sprout bargees and some hard boiled eggs that I could bring to make it even more musical.   

I could also bring a CD of the Rolling Stones that includes the number "Jumping Jack Flash (it's a gas gas gas)".   ;D ;D

ROFL!  What are you two like? 

I've made a huge cassoulet....................... ;D  ;D  ;D

G x

Quote from: Georgie on December 23, 2008, 15:37:30
ROFL!  What are you two like? 

I've made a huge cassoulet....................... ;D  ;D  ;D
G x

Well done G, that will be very tasty but we will have to watch that Cornykev doesn't try putting his toes in it to warm them up.  He does have cold feet and that is probably why he didn't turn up last night. 

Talking of absentees, do you think Froglegs is still on the M25?    :o

Can't make it tonight i'm off down the pub, could someone please return my wellies.  ???      ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: Paulines7 on December 23, 2008, 17:51:09

Quote from: Georgie on December 23, 2008, 15:37:30
ROFL!  What are you two like? 

I've made a huge cassoulet....................... ;D  ;D  ;D
G x

Well done G, that will be very tasty but we will have to watch that Cornykev doesn't try putting his toes in it to warm them up.  He does have cold feet and that is probably why he didn't turn up last night. 

Talking of absentees, do you think Froglegs is still on the M25?    :o

This thread is making me laugh out loud!   ;D 

I think it's entirely possible that Frogslegs is still 'stuck' on the M25.  I reckon he's taken quite a fancy to it.  Well you would, wouldn't you, if you hailed from Nottingham? ;)   :P

G x

We dumped him there,after we saw his legs ;D

I have been down the offy, got loads of booze in the boot of the car - can I borrow the firemen to help me carry it in ?   ;)

No,get your own Firemen ;D

Aw, wheres your christmas spirit   :( 

I do have my own, but yours sound like so much more fun  ;) 

They are hard to get,if you have got one,i,ll have him,as long as he has got a uniform. :D

PS,how did you get him?

Did you have to hang around the fire station a lot?

Any tips gratefully received ;D

U would be surprised what I do when I hang about fire stations !!    ;)

Oh go on, tell us Hosta, it is Christmas after all!  ;)  ;D

Talking of men, how come it's the women (again) who are arriving first laden with  food and drink?   And what made me think cyber would be any different to real life?   ::)  8)  ;D

G x

Oh I cant tell   :-X

But it does involve dressing up  ;)

Yes Georgie, why is it us gals do all the hard work ? 

ok im here, i have a very boozy trifle, and a very large selection of christmas spirits, i bought some cheesy footballs but ate em all so you will have to make do with twiglets ok??  ;D

Quote from: debster on December 23, 2008, 20:20:24
ok im here, i have a very boozy trifle, and a very large selection of christmas spirits, i bought some cheesy footballs but ate em all so you will have to make do with twiglets ok??  ;D

Ooh, someone once taught me a trick with a twiglet and a fireman's hose.  Let me see if I can remember it.   :P

G x

Sounds like a good party game.

I love twiglets me ;D

Where's ACE,we could dress him up as a fireman ;D

Quote from: Georgie on December 23, 2008, 18:08:09

Quote from: Paulines7 on December 23, 2008, 17:51:09

Quote from: Georgie on December 23, 2008, 15:37:30
ROFL!  What are you two like? 

I've made a huge cassoulet....................... ;D  ;D  ;D
G x

Well done G, that will be very tasty but we will have to watch that Cornykev doesn't try putting his toes in it to warm them up.  He does have cold feet and that is probably why he didn't turn up last night. 

Talking of absentees, do you think Froglegs is still on the M25?    :o

This thread is making me laugh out loud!   ;D 

I think it's entirely possible that Frogslegs is still 'stuck' on the M25.  I reckon he's taken quite a fancy to it.  Well you would, wouldn't you, if you hailed from Nottingham? ;)   :P

G x

It's not that I've taken a fancy to it,I'm scared to come off it :'( arrived at your door earlyer only to be greeted by  Betula yelling at me "get me out of me knickers now!", and god only knows what the goosefat was for  ???  if I'd a know it was that sort of party Georgie I'd a stayed at home,so I'm back on the M25 north bound, the big city and its ways are not for me. :-[

COWARD!!

Wow! What a party last night.............it was fartastic.

Did you get the singing telegram I sent.


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Thankfully, NO!!!  ;D

Does anyone know how to get goose fat off soft furnishings please?  ;)

And that's not my fireman.   ;D

Pauline. I think you left a couple of things behind.  Will I pop 'em in the post or will you collect them later?   :P

G x

Blimey, look what goes on when I am not around to control you all, or could it be I an just bloody jealous?

Quote from: Georgie on December 24, 2008, 11:28:42
Does anyone know how to get goose fat off soft furnishings please?  ;)

And that's not my fireman.   ;D

Pauline. I think you left a couple of things behind.  Will I pop 'em in the post or will you collect them later?   :P

G x

I wondered where they were Georgie?  I'll collect them next time thanks as I have plenty of pairs to see me over Christmas.

It's just as well Lorna didn't come as she would have drunk all the brandy and then we would have got the blame for leading her astray.