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General => The Shed => Topic started by: jimtheworzel on October 21, 2008, 22:17:09

Title: WHATS HE ON ABOUT..?
Post by: jimtheworzel on October 21, 2008, 22:17:09


  just got a strange e:mail....it reads

  hi jim
  just watched 22 hair sprayed  puffters chasing a bag of wind round a field for 90 mins  it looked fun
my wife told me  they get paid as well

what the f**ks he on about...could me spam
Title: Re: WHATS HE ON ABOUT..?
Post by: betula on October 21, 2008, 22:19:53
Oh Jim,...................what are youuuu on about???? :)
Title: Re: WHATS HE ON ABOUT..?
Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on October 21, 2008, 22:24:40
football.
Title: Re: WHATS HE ON ABOUT..?
Post by: jimtheworzel on October 21, 2008, 22:49:32
I HAD MY  SINGLE MALT HEAD ON
Title: Re: WHATS HE ON ABOUT..?
Post by: valmarg on October 22, 2008, 20:19:33
The whole 70cl by the sound of your message.

I know I can get rat**sed, but I think you must on another substance than single malt. ;D

valmarg
Title: Re: WHATS HE ON ABOUT..?
Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on October 22, 2008, 20:37:48
still, he looks happy enough from his avatar
Title: Re: WHATS HE ON ABOUT..?
Post by: valmarg on October 22, 2008, 20:56:58
Out of his tree is a description that comes to mind ;D

valmarg
Title: Re: WHATS HE ON ABOUT..?
Post by: jimtheworzel on October 22, 2008, 23:58:44
ever been had...youhave now



jim
Title: Re: WHATS HE ON ABOUT..?
Post by: Pesky Wabbit on October 23, 2008, 00:42:13
Quote from: jimtheworzel on October 21, 2008, 22:17:09


  just watched 22 hair sprayed  puffters chasing a bag of wind round a field for 90 mins  it looked fun
my wife told me  they get paid as well



Say this out loud down The Den and you'll find 20,000 Millwall supporters will definitely see that your 'had'.
Title: Re: WHATS HE ON ABOUT..?
Post by: Barnowl on October 23, 2008, 10:40:22
Latest soccer alleged joke doing the rounds: "what's the difference between a triangle and Totenham Hotspur?"



"A triangle's got three points."


Title: Re: WHATS HE ON ABOUT..?
Post by: Rhubarb Thrasher on October 23, 2008, 10:54:51
what's the saying - "some you lose, some you draw"?