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Title: What do want from me, blood?
Post by: Deb P on October 21, 2008, 15:25:35
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l47/dlp133/October2008048.jpg)

I have decided that I cannot grow melons. This is the only specimen I have managed to grow this year, the third year of trying, and this is the largest fruit I've ever managed. Reminds me of the 'Little Shop of Horrors' song.......'Grow for Me..'


I've given you sunshine
I've given you dirt.
You've given me nothing
But heartache and hurt.
I'm beggin' you sweetly.
I'm down on my knees.
Oh, please-grow for me!

I've given you plant food
And water to sip.
I've given you potash.
You've given me zip.
Oh God, how I mist you
Oh pod, how you tease
Now, please-grow for me!

I've given you southern exposure
To get you to thrive.
I've pinched you back hard,
Like I'm s'posed ta.
You're barely alive.
I've tried you at levels of moisture
From desert to mud.
I've given you grow-lights
And mineral supplements.
What do you want from me- Blood?

I've given you sunlight.
I've given you rain.
Looks like you're not happy,
'Less I open a vein.
I'll give you a few drops
If that'll appease.
Now please-oh please-grow for me!
Title: Re: What do want from me, blood?
Post by: debster on October 21, 2008, 15:27:01
ha ha Deb, not as sad as mine it was easily the size of a tennis ball but i didnt find it until it was over ripe and rotting  :'(
Title: Re: What do want from me, blood?
Post by: manicscousers on October 21, 2008, 15:54:23
we had lots of little ones, like yours..we also grew 6 larger ones, the size they should be.
watching the victorian kitchen garden, they limited the vines to 2 per plant and hand pollinated them, I'm going to try that next year  :)
Title: Re: What do want from me, blood?
Post by: Robert_Brenchley on October 21, 2008, 20:56:08
There's plenty of advice on this on VKG. I haven't tried, but I've just scavenged a large iron cold frame, and if I can get it glazed I might try next year.
Title: Re: What do want from me, blood?
Post by: Emagggie on October 21, 2008, 21:18:49
Feed me Seymour...feed me now! ;D
Title: Re: What do want from me, blood?
Post by: saddad on October 22, 2008, 07:44:43
As OH has me on a very restricted diet at the moment there is a small water melon on my kitchen unit, that I cut for the Open Day, if you want a consolation Prize Deb!
;D
Title: Re: What do want from me, blood?
Post by: flowerlady on October 23, 2008, 11:08:30
I'm so glad you said it was a melon, at first glance I thought it was one of those Crystal Apple Cucumbers!  :-[ 

Just love the poem btw!  :D
Title: Re: What do want from me, blood?
Post by: Deb P on October 23, 2008, 14:54:02
Quote from: Emagggie on October 21, 2008, 21:18:49
Feed me Seymour...feed me now! ;D

I just watched the Steve Martin 'Dentist' song on youtube again......I still laughed like the first time I saw it, a classic! Say ahhhhhhh.......!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM
Title: Re: What do want from me, blood?
Post by: Hyacinth on October 23, 2008, 18:59:40
Just caught up with this...aww Deb, wotta cutie :-* and just think...had it been larger we'd not have had your pome?  So, one way or another, little'un's given quite a few people quite a bit of pleasure 8) ;D
Title: Re: What do want from me, blood?
Post by: Deb P on October 24, 2008, 15:40:13
Can't claim that one I'm afraid....it's a song from the musical 'Little Shop of Horrors', also available on Youtube....

I am giving up on melons next year...indoors, outdoors, 'especially adapted to cooler UK climes'.....I just can't grow them big style! :-\
Title: Re: What do want from me, blood?
Post by: cambourne7 on October 24, 2008, 15:44:20
very good :)